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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)

Did your sewdopainis get hard?

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  • ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
  • ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
  • ... that the butler did it?
  • ... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?

In the clowaka or on the sewdopainis

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On this pseudopenis

Self harm is bad in any form.

March 11: Stop Hitting Yourself Day (Mexico)

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 Tsar Wars Episode IV: No Hope

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