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CaseOh (Celestial Anomaly of Stellar Enormity and Omnivorous Hunger) is a supermassive celestial object of indeterminate classification, predominantly suspected to be either a rogue star or a cluster of galaxies—or just maybe the interdimensional vortex first caught wind of in May 1998. Physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer famously theorised CaseOh to be supplied entirely by AC/DC (agglomerated/devoured comestible) power several months prior to his death in 2023, although other hypotheses regarding its increasing mass are widespread. CaseOh's exact mass is approximated to exceed 247 ronnagrams, and "clairvoyant" astrophysicists at NASA presume a supermassive black hole to thence manifest within succeeding decades. (Full article...)

Did your sewdopainis get hard?

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  • ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
  • ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
  • ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
  • ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
  • ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?

In the clowaka or on the sewdopainis

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He literally fought nail and tooth for Team America

Ongoing: Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein Files • r/TheDarnold still having a massive field day • NFL fans experiencing withdrawal symptoms with the season now over • Team Canada rethinking life

Recent deaths: Brad Arnold • NFL season • Winter Olympics • Some kid from some movie you probably forgot existed, but had a funny title • James Van Der Beek (Not Dick Van Dyke, Ashley Roberts from the Pussycat Dolls!) • Robert Duvall • Kurt Van Dyke (not Dick) • Jesse Jackson • YouTube • Tom Noonan • Eric Dane • Melania Trump's big movie star career • Team Canada hockey, twice, AND their curling team • Some Nerd named Robert Carradine

Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! (Not to be confused with James Van Der Beek) • Quinton Reviews

Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy and snow handling capability • Weed • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Dancin' Maduro • Iran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files • the US government, again • Warner Bros. (?) • A Las Vegas hotel that no one's going to remember • Mexico

On this pseudopenis

“Damn it, how will I ever get out of this labyrinth?”

February 26: Famous Last Words Day

  • 323 BC - “You assholes better not split up my Empire right after I die.” – Alexander the Great
  • 1642 - “Sticking up for your beliefs ain't worth it kids.” – Galileo Galilei
  • 1900 - “I should probably say something clever and biting yet also moving and oh shit my spleen.” – Oscar Wilde
  • 1945 - “I can't move my legs, oh God I can't move my legs! Nah, I'm just fucking with you.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • 1955 - “Oh Scheiße, meine windel ist voll! Oh Gott, ich spüre, wie die wässrigen Poop-Flüssigkeiten meine hose hinunterrinnen.” – Albert Einstein
  • 1963 - “Feels kinda stuffy, let's take down the roof of the car, will ya?” – John F. Kennedy
  • 1968 - “Maybe there's still hope for white people after all.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • 1994 - “I still don't get why they called me tricky dick. My name's Richard, not tricky.” – Richard Nixon
  • 2001 - “Goddamnit, maybe that seatbelt was a good idea after all.” – Dale Earnhardt
  • 2025 - “Alright, time to pull out this pack of ciggies-- now, which kind of petrol did I need?” – You

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