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Garlic bread adventure!

You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?

None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.

Play game? →

Did your sewdopainis get hard?

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  • ... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)
  • ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
  • ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
  • ... that the road to hell is identical to the stairs to heaven, but with elevator music and traffic?
  • ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
  • ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
  • ... that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?
  • ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?

In the clowaka or on the sewdopainis

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Ongoing: Fallout from the Epstein Files • War Special Combat Operation in Iran • Winter Paralympics • Saturn Awards • Chucky McGoo's jawline being gradually destroyed

Recent deaths: Team Italy sled hockey • Miami Dolphins, twice • That guy from Boston. The band, not the city. But isn't the band from the city? • Chuck Norris doesn't fuckin' die, the world died to him • Buffy • Xander Harris

Upcoming deaths: Dancin' Maduro • Iran • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Atlanta Falcons • Streetsigns with Cesar Chavez's name

On this pseudopenis

Water? You mean like from the toilet?

March 22: World Water Day

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Professional Potato Sack Racing
 After tiring of bourgeois racing events such as MotoGP and Formula One, Valentino Rossi enters the competitive world of Potato Sack Racing

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