User:Manforman/Main Page

Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit 37,555 articles in English

Politics Games Music

Science History Art

Television Film Theatre

Society People All Portals

Today's featured article NEW YORK,Ny-There It Was.A Man Was Really Drunk And He Did Really Crazy Stunts.Reporters Say He Was Also On Crack.He Survied This Really Big Day But It Was Suicadel. His First Stunt Was To Blast Himself Off A Canon To Mars.He Passed.But He Hit His Head On Mars But UnInjured.Police Say He Was A Crazy Basterd Doing This Stuff.The Warner Bros Decided They Should Get All They Can To Get This Crazy Basterd.He Was Running And Running Untill He Reached Ass, Italy. (more...) Recently featured: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy - Gay people Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's featured article Uncyclopedia is the truth. Therefore, everything in Uncyclopedia is true. If something in Uncyclopedia is not true, then it must be corrected so that it is true. However, this will never be necessary because everything in Uncyclopedia is true. We live in the Pax Uncyclopædia: Uncyclopedia is filled with informative content of indubitable veracity. This unmatched accuracy was a product of a most ingenious technique. The Founding Fathers of Uncyclopedia foresaw that people would despise authority--that they will do whatever they were told not to do. So, the Founders, in their infinite wisdom, used reverse psychology They asked for the world to write nonsense or humor and received Pure Knowledge instead. (more...) Did you know... *... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric? ... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank? ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric? ... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank? ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric? ... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank? ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?	In the news Guy Gets Crazy On this day... February 13: Simple English Day 1689 - William and Mary run Damp Islandland with each other, instead of having fights like normal marriage. 1880 - Stealy Inventorman finds out about light bulbs from some of his friends, so he steals it and makes lots of money, but loses friends along the way. 1960 - Angry wine people, after Damp Islandland gets big explodey mushrooms, decide to make their own big explodey mushrooms. 1990 - After drunk commies collapse into a big pile of nothing, Nofunzoneland and East Nofunzoneland come together to have no fun together. 1991 - Shooty Shooty Freedomland bombs a shelter and kills 400 innocent sandy people, for looking like the people who will blow up the Twin Towers 10 years from now. 2008 - Big Parliament Man of Underland, Kevin Rudd, makes a sorry for his pale people friends killing all the brown people. 2017 - Brother of fat, bad Korean rocket man is stuck with poison by murder people, because sometimes, friend, family is hard. 2021 - The British watch calmly from the sidelines as Orange Man is acquitted from incitement of insurrection.
Featured picture A photo of George W. Bush when he was physically younger Image Credit: Nroo Vote on this image - Nominate new image - View all featured images
Writer and Noob of the Month 4.252.99.182 is the pen name of the anonymous author of Fisher Price, one of the most profound works in the history of Western literature. Themadddog Really Don't Give a Shit About Stuff.Like Guy Getting Crazy Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners