Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

To credit those who spend so much time cleaning up Uncyclopedia and generally making it tidy, the Uncyclopedian of the Month was created.

Uncyclopedian of the Month badge

Precedence and privileges

Winners of the Award are elevated to Knight or Dame Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (and are thus referred to as Sir or Dame) and are allowed to wear the Uncyclopedia Cub Scout Proficiency Badge on the left arm of their Cub Scout jumper along with their other proficiency badges.

Procedure

• Voting is on a monthly basis.
• In the past, a maximum of three UotM awards have been given out in a single month. Currently, only one user each month may win the award.
• Please vote for the candidate you feel is most deserving of the award. Votes from sockpuppets, anonymous IPs, and unknown/inactive users are weighted appropriately.
• When a user is nominated, the nomination template {{VoteUOTM}} can be added to their userpage.
• You must get a minimum score of +5 to pass muster. Crowdsource, call in sexual favors, whore to your heart's content in order to get this number. Just don't make socks or vote twice. Or whore. Sorry I said that the first time.

Past Winners

EvilZak • Carlb • IMBJR • Marcos Malo • Splaka • MadMax • Rangeley • Todd Lyons • Rcmurphy • Codeine • Algorithm • Gwax • Mhaille • Tompkins • Isra1337 • Zombiebaron (2) • Keitei • MoneySign • Famine • Flammable • Orion Blastar • Hindleyite • Hinoa • Bradaphraser • Braydie • Tom mayfair • One-eyed Jack • Modusoperandi • Spang • Olipro • Ceridwyn • Insineratehymn • Strange but untrue • Thekillerfroggy • Cs1987 • Dr. Skullthumper • RabbiTechno • Mordillo • MrN9000 • Under user • Heerenveen • TheLedBalloon • RAHB • Roman Dog Bird • Gerrycheevers • Sycamore • Cajek • Charitwo • Mnbvcxz • Sannse • SysRq • Dexter111344 • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • Multiliteralist • Optimuschris • THEDUDEMAN • Hyperbole • ChiefjusticeDS • Andorin Kato • Necropaxx • Why do I need to provide this? • The Woodburninator • PuppyOnTheRadio • Guildensternenstein • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ethine • HELPME • Simsilikesims • Count of Monkey Crisco • Aleister • SPIKE • Lyrithya • Romartus • Colin "All your base" Heaney • Black flamingo11 • Ptok-Bentoniczny • Matt lobster • Sonje • TheHumbucker • Frosty (2) • Lollipop • Shabidoo • Magic man • Mattsnow • Bizzeebeever • Xamralco • Pentium5dot1 • Villahj Ideeut • Oliphaunte • Funnybony • Alpha Quintesson • Mr-ex777 • Saberwolf116 • Snippy • TheHappySpaceman

See Past Winners for Full Details

Official Nominations for December

Lollipop (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom What kind of horrid, disorganised, empty, souless place would uncyclopedia be without Lollipop? If anyone deserves a second nomination, it's Lollipop. THREE CHEERS FOR LOLLIPOP! --ShabiDOO 00:30, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Dude hasn't edited since September and also he quit because he has aids. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:41, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Man...there be so many Haterz. --ShabiDOO 01:15, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Boner. Is active, does useful stuff I think, hasn't won this before. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:12, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
• Comment (Cupid, Donder, Blitzen) - Wow, this is such an honor. I've been busier than Santa Claus this month. I've created 6 holiday themed articles this week, and my 100th overall article will be here on Monday. "This is gonna be the best Christmahanukwanzakah eva!" – Kip > Talk • Works •• 05:40, Dec. 9, 2012

===Dannyboy1209 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser===

Score: 1

I vote myself Dannyboy1209 (talk) 17:19, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

You can vote for yourself but only if someone else nominates you first. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:44, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

And that would be a grievous error, as Danny has established that he thinks that renown should precede accomplishments. Not never, sir; but only after you do good stuff. Meanwhile, raise a glass to me for learning that I can patrol RecentChanges under my horrible metered Internet plan. Have put a few shifts in and given appropriate "greetings" to newbies. But I am not the hardest worker there and don't deserve a second one of these; I see Frosty, Snippy, and Bizzee most (Boston Bruins hockey players used to have such nicknames). Kip sometimes; Lollipop not at all for a long time. Spıke ¬ 23:00 9-Dec-12