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Years ago, gay simply meant happy. It was a simple innocuous adjective used to describe the time had by Fred Flintstone whilst eating muffins or blowing a bassoon. You could have a Gay Day without having to put your penis anywhere, and even if your surname was 'Gay' you could probably get through school with most of your own teeth. Then everything got really complicated... This was further proven when Jon Stemm, homosexual advocate, was quoted saying, “The only thing gayer than wrestling is me!” (Full article...)

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A faggot is a woodwind instrument in the double reed family, used to play music written in the bass and tenor registers and occasionally even higher, apart from when they have those really annoying squeaky put-on voices sometimes that just put my teeth on edge.

I'm as liberal as the next person, but it just doesn't seem natural to choose to be a faggot player. Because it is a choice, and don't let them tell you any different - they could have picked up any instrument in that music shop, but what did they choose? Not a drum kit or something manly like a trumpet, that's for sure.

Due to the complicated fingering and the problem of reeds, the faggot is one of the more difficult instruments to learn...…

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A popular 1950's propaganda advertisement, featuring Jughead from Archie Comics. Nominate stuff Image credit: TV-VCR Image archive

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“Do not attempt to refresh this page; there is only a single quote here, and it is gay.”

— Oscar Wilde

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Homosexuality in the News

• "Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means
• Area gay man has Gay-Area man-sex
• Christian activists fight homosexual produce
• Faggot had personal problem with me
• Finding: Hip-Hop largely Homosexual
• Gays beg Republicans: "stop being gay"
• Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas'
• Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO
• Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men
• New historical evidence suggests Wilde may have been homosexual
• San Franciso bans gay marriage, evacuated
• Tom Cruise proposes to Anderson Cooper

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Books and Other Media

UnBooks - UnBooks:It's not natural!

Manuals - HowTo:Cure homosexuality - HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male - HowTo:Hug another man

Reports - Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters - Homosexuality in the British military

UnTunes - UnTunes:Come In My Face

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Did You Know...

… Batman is gay?

… Wonder Woman is gay?

… Ali Khamenei is gay?

… Kanye West is gay?

… Manowar are gay?

… David was gay?

… Greta Thunberg's jacket on the cover of Time magazine is totally gay?

… Saw V was gay?

… Lyrithya is GAY?

… Mr winkler is GAY?

… everyone is gay?

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