User talk:SysRq/1

This is an ARCHIVED talk page. Please do not edit this, or I WILL kill you.

Prompted discussion!

It's been a full 48 hours since this talk page came into existence, and still no one has done any talking stuff here. Discuss. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  03:40, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Good News!

Ima gonna put yo HowTo:Pee In a Cup on dat VFH if yo do da followin':

1. Needs more images- just find a picture of apple juice and make up a clever pun to go with it.
2. Break up large blocks of text- these big bricks do nothing but bore the reader so I recommend splitting each heading into 2-3 small paragraphs
3. Needs a great ending- how bout' one like this: "What do you mean I'm pregnant?" or "It was his! I swear! Not mine!"

Good Luck and talk to me when you are ready.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 03:44, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

XMas

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 22:59, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Know what's sad? That's the first message I've gotten since my return to Uncyc. That makes me a sad panda. Thanks. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  23:01, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

I must make sysreq happy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:46, Dec 20

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:46, Dec 20

Better? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:46, Dec 20

Much better, you just made my day. No wait, someone else already made my day. So we'll say you made my Friday. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  20:02, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Now who's the little balloon made out of lead who edit conflicted me?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 03:49, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN -- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user

These Christmas templates just make me so happy. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  20:02, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Well I nommed your article, so...you know...got to do the Godfather a small favor in return: you should vote for/against mine It's only fair.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 04:53, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

More talk page discussion...

Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Your review was high quality! Thanks--Æ 02:02, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank You!

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

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Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:26, Dec 23

Dear SysRq,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Thanks

--Æ 00:43, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Meh

Please never put a UNSOC registration request thing on my talk page again. If i had of wanted to join, I would have when it started before you got here. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:40, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Help a brotha out

You liked AMPTP, right? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:14, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Fuckin' yes. I'm all about anything that makes you want to visit my humble talk page, even if it is just to be a whore. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:30 14 Jan, 2008)

Thx buddy ;) -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:12, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Long time no see

Hi SysRq, I know you like visitors, so I'm knocking on your door and giving you the letter:

Dear SysRq:

Help out a friend

--Æ 01:28, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Way to be a whore. Whatever. Since I don't come here that much anymore anyways I guess the least my mooching ass can do is vote at VFH every once in a while. Only cause I love you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 05:59 2 Feb, 2008)

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!

nice work

I don't give these to just anybody... you've adhered to UnNews guidelines, and that bit at the end was ok too, although I am sorry to hear about your headphones. Good luck with that, and cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:09, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

=D Thanks, I'm trying to get back into the UnNews deal and it's nice to see that someone noticed. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:57 5 Feb, 2008)

Thanks for audio

Hi SysRq, I'm pleased that you did this audio for UnNews:Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts. Cheers. NaturalBornKieler 12:00, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Jus' dewin mah job, lil' lady. Thanks for writing such an awesome article, 'twas a pleasure recording it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 14:15 6 Feb, 2008)

Sesame Seeds

I think they could take sesame seeds off the market, and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"Cone06 04:54, 10 February 2008 (UTC)