User talk:Shadowlost

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Dr. Cox

Here, read this Uncyclopedia:Deletion_Policy. The deletion policy is sort of confusing, I understand, so let me explain. You're correct, this article is a perfect QuickVFD candidate, so perfect in fact that I QVFDd it a few minutes ago. So when you see an article like this, first check QuickVFD and see if it's listed, if not, list it there and it will soon be deleted. The QVFD template is unecessary and should never be used. The VFD template is only for articles that do on VFD, which is a different thing entirely. Anyway, it's good to see you working to delete cruft. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:05, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey, man, about my fortune cookie...

If you're gonna add something, submit it first on my talk page. Next time you forget, Sophia banishes you to the bowels of heck. --Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 03:50, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Deletion Policy II: Electric Boogaloo

I've noticed that you've begun to help keep Uncyclopedia crap-free with maintainence templates. We appreciate your work, and hope you keep it up. However, I have a few pointers:

1. {{NRV}} is depreciated. We use the more versatile {{ICU}} template now. They behave exactly the same; however, ICU offers more options. For a better explanation of how that works, see here.
2. When placing an ICU or NRV template, use five tildes (~~~~~) rather than four. We only require the timestamp, not the name of the person who stamped it.

Thanks, and keep up the good work. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 19:08, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Thank you for your input. Did you consider my grammar good or bad? *Comment left by ShowerballMaster*

Hi

Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For contributing to QVFD even more than I have over the past week (and I've been doing it 24/7, haven't slept for months). Keep up the good work. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:12, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Userpages

Hey, I know you mean well and all, but when you create a userpage for a user it makes the link show blue on recent changes; making them harder to spot if they are vandalising. Of course, you can carry on doing the welcoming, however, I must insist you stop making the userpages (sorry, don't want this to come over as aggressive or anything - it just makes our lives easier). Thanks —Braydie 14:45, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Re: Revert

What article? I can't remember any that I specifically wrote.-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 19:25, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I see. Thank you. That person is using a dynamic IP and is angry at me for warning him to stop vandalizing. The first was 75.71.214.38 and the second was the person who vandalized. I suspect they are one in the same.-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 00:20, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

Ello Shadow

Hmmmm...lists can be funny can't they? Even then, the article on Cakeism is not "just a list". I nominated because I feel it's a good, solid, funny piece. Several featured articles are based on a similer list format. Giving your ONLY reason as being a list seems a bit unfair. Change your reason or even better, your vote (hint hint).

Cheers --The Con Man 19:06, 5 April 2007 (UTC)