User talk:Sgt pepper

Welcome!

Hello, Sgt pepper, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Well... about time some-one says welcome... but im just here for the beer. sure i'll stay, no prob. although... is dat Oncyclopedie die mij roept ? Sgt pepper 17:53, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

about the spree of templates on usertalk pages

Hello, i am from the dutch version of Uncyclopedia. This was onew ay of finding new users. This wasn't a spam session and it will never happen again. We would just like to grow a little bit faster. I hope al the admins here understand this. Sgt pepper 20:41, 15 August 2007 (UTC)