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Peas Porridge Hot

Peas porridge bold. Find it in a spot with three decades worth of mold. -RAHB 22:13, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

I cannot accept that. -- Style  Guide 09:31, 26 February 2013 (UTC)

Extreme Makeover: UnNews Edition

Sorry to leave you hanging on IRC. I'm having the worst Internet connection problems this morning. It's probably best if we discuss your abundance of ideas on the wiki. I say we ceremonially break in the fresh new newsroom. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 14:11, Mar. 8, 2013

Testing -- Style  Guide 15:34, 17 March 2013 (UTC)

happy monkey

Hello, and when are you signing up to the Happy Monkey contest???? It starts in a day and a half or so. See the forum linked to the top header way above this post. Good to "see" you around uncy again. Aleister today

Thanks for volunteering. Ill give you a bit of info if you send an email to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com. --ShabiDOO 01:51, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

"Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!"

Considering it's the Vernal Equinox, I think your news article about the new Pope trying to explode the sun should be mainspaced today. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 09:36, Mar. 20, 2013

The sun?

Damn the new pope. Thanks for the write-up on the Happy Monkey contest, and you make a great point - I'll add a little introduction just as you said, writing as they land on the moon, and then much of the first half of the page will be a flashback (as is the whole page, alluded to in the ad on the bottom which suggests that Earthnauts are everywhere in the solar system when the ad was placed onto an old book, so the page tells the story of the first Earthnauts). It was a fun page to play with, yet I reread it today and it needs a good polish and tightening of some sentences. Deadlines, man! Thanks again. Aleister 18:26 22-3-'13

Yeah, all those popes are a nuisance. -- Style  Guide 18:46, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Contest

While you've done some awesome judging...there is still one little article left which I allowed from I cannot say no to anyone no matter how painful the consequences may be. Could you please review Crimean_War whenever possible. Preferably no later than Thursday? Pinky swear? --ShabiDOO 23:46, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

Judging

Multi...thanks a million for your imput and explanations for your scores. I was really happy that you took it (mostly) seriously and were fair and constructive with your points and comments. Couldn't have asked for a better group of judges. --ShabiDOO 04:23, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Are you Russian?

If yes, are you secretly spying on me? User:Matthlock/sig2 03:24, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

No, of course not! Spying? NO! Style  Guide 18:26, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

I could've sworn you said something about being from the Caucasus Mountains, which really narrows down the options. So you're not Russian, are you? User:Matthlock/sig2 23:48, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

I said that? -- Style  Guide 07:10, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

Don't you remember saying this? I'm a rugged Caucasian male from the Caucasus mountains. Everyone secretly wants to get laid by me. My personal philosophy is this is OK. My purpose at Uncyclopedia is to leave and come back again after a cooling-off period, again and again. Crimean war fucking sucked. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:52, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

Yeah I sort of remember. So what? -- Style  Guide 12:53, 7 April 2013 (UTC)

So what is your nationality anyway? User:Matthlock/sig2 03:45, 10 April 2013 (UTC)

Everyone knows he is from North-North-West Upper-borough-stan-landia. Not sure if he's from the African one or the one in the Carribean. This is the puzzle. --ShabiDOO 03:26, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

I shall say only this: I have the ultimate part of the Scottish national dictionary under my feet as a footrest and a source of inspiration. Style  Guide 15:15, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

From Shabidoo's hint, I'm probably going to take it you might be from here. Or another country like that. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:48, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

Very much like that unless things start changing. Style  Guide 18:25, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

Just like that. *does victory dance* User:Matthlock/sig2 18:25, 27 April 2013 (UTC)