User talk:Mitch 1 2/archive1

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In Soviet Russia, Canned Quotes Stop Putting You On Pages

I know you're intentions are good, but please do not add "In Soviet Russia" quotes to every page. If you look [[1]], you will see that we are actually trying to get rid of those quotes. Thanks. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 07:39, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

“In Uncyclopedia, fair enough!!”

~ Mitch 1 2 on not creating more Russian reversals

Have a banana.

For this quote:

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you get a banana. Enjoy it at a 1/6 of the price you'd pay for it on your side of the ditch.

--thematrixeætsyou, the sexy beast (talk) (flames) 06:19, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Thank you. -- Mitch 06:41, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Edits

I don’t understand what you’re talking about. Weri long wang 16:54, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the great formatting work

on Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing. --Hrodulf 16:08, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- Mitch 04:44, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your edits on Kralnor

And thanks for the image! Nice to have some input from someone :D What are your thoughts on it content wise? I'd love some feedback! --Ceridwyn 00:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Honestly, I don't actually play WoW, but I just went looking through the image namespace for an image of a stick. As for the content, it seems to be well written, and that Captain Planet rip-off is good. I was unsure of which spelling mistakes were intentional, so I didn't do much fixing.

P.S. I haven't actually created an article in all my time here. Luckily nobody cares. -- Mitch 01:58, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Well the Captain Planet rip-off isn't mine, and personally I think I can come up with better, its a bit obvious, the only intentional spelling mistakes would be staffs instead of the correct plural for staves. All others are unintentional /sigh. I thought I had been very vigilant but seems not. It still needs a lot of work to rewrite all the bits I didn't write.

I did like the staff image, particularly since at lvl 11 theres basically bugger all good staves in WoW so it kind of completes the joke really. But in truth, Lord Kralnor's staff is too mighty for the mortal eye to behold, so I may reuse that image as an artistic impression of what his staff MAY have looked like, and use a blank or bright shining white image for the actual staff, lest the innocent be struck down. :D --Ceridwyn 02:44, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Where did you "borrow" the stuff you didn't write yourself? -- Mitch 02:51, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

As per the spork tag at the bottom. I've also fairly diligently tagged whats not my writing in the code. I intend to pretty much rewrite everything, probably 80% or more is mine so far. I just wanted a base to build on. --Ceridwyn 03:12, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Didn't see that there. Also, should I put a link to the article on your userpage? -- Mitch 03:18, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

If you feel so inclined that would be lovely! :D Thanks again! --Ceridwyn 03:43, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, it's cool. I have heaps of free time these days. It may seem odd that I edit a lot of pages that you edit, but I look at other people's contribution lists to see what's going on. -- Mitch 03:55, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah I figured thats what it was. I do that too to see what ppl are up to :D I also like the Recent Changes page. It makes it easier for my wikistalking of Spang ;P --Ceridwyn 04:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

---

--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 21:50, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

From me

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 10:54, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Commercial Conformity Period!

Hindleyite wishes you a MERRY CHRISTMAS Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

A Happy New Year to you sir! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:45, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Christmas!

Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Hey, thanks for the card. :D --—Braydie 12:56, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

If you can even call it a card... -- Mitch 13:01, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

It was simple and it got straight to the point. --—Braydie 13:02, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Minimalistic, but functional. -- Mitch 13:26, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh. --—Braydie 13:53, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks and CHRISTMAS!!!!

Thanks for your card, I shall treasure it all week always. In return, I give you the pinnacle of Internetial Achievement, the crown of the Interweb, what the Internet was invented for.... a tacky animated gif.

Best wishes -- sannse (talk) 19:56, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

CHEERS

...for your corrections on Christmas Number Ones. I am not the world's best speller and your help is appreciated. Unfortunately it got caught in the crossfire from my irritation with someone else who was reverting me over and over - so sorry for the confusion there. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:39, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

I knew your intentions; I just wanted the edit summary to stand out so you wouldn't revert it! -- Mitch 06:47, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

NRV

Today I ran across a number of mistagged pages that you NRVed.

1. We prefer you not use NRV. We use ICU now.
2. Read the Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy before tagging, because some of those tags were not allowed to be applied. Particularly, ICU/NRV is not for pages older than about a week,

Thanks. I know that tagging is sucky work, and if we are all on the same page it is a bit more effective. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 12:55, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

I probably should have used VFD in most of those cases. I'll be more careful now. -- Mitch 13:04, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Cool. Not a huge deal, just aking sure everyone knows. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 14:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

+S

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

—Braydie at 00:01, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I voted for you? Oh no. -- Mitch 05:21, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Meh

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person THE ICON OF LOL.... Because he found one of their IRC comments to be comical. JackMort is now known as JackIOff <Mitch_1_2> Ha, Jackoff.

It was a comical reaction. -- Mitch 05:21, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Asplode!!

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"