User talk:JoeShmoe64

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That "gayman" template you're adding

It's breaking the articles for some reason. Please fix it first, or let me fix it, or call Bob and have him fix it, before you add it anywhere else. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:29 Sep 17, 2007

And just so you know, adding a template to lots of pages is generally frowned upon. Templates are very easily overused and get frustrating to see after the third time. It's not really a good idea to just go around adding random template X to an article. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:31 Sep 17, 2007