User talk:Horses4Ever
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Hello, Horses4Ever, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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HowTo[edit source]
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Hi[edit source]
You got the right me, and I'm not freaked out :P Googolplex 15:08, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
Just popped by to say hello, because I'm a bit of a horse fan myself. That's it...bye. RabbiTechno 16:12, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Little help for a clueless noob[edit source]
Hey there :). Looks like someone beat me to it, but the main page for HowTos is here: HowTo. To create a HowTo article, just title it with "HowTo:" in front, like "HowTo:Stay out of jail" or "HowTo:Hold your breath for weeks on end". If you need any more help, just ask. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:38, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
greetings[edit source]
Hello :) D.G.Neree 18:56, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
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