User:Fashionista5676

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How I Found Uncyclopedia I found it through wikiHow. The policy clearly explains that if you'd like funny jokes, come here. About Heather Heather is a fashionista. Heather don't like Massie Block Heather like speaking in a cute way sometimes. Heather doesn't like those chat acronyms like lol and omg, but she likes BTW, G2G, WDYT, OIC, and i forget the other one. Heather doesn't wear any glasses Heather lives in New Jersey. Heather hates preppy stuff. Heather hates her school uniform as well Heather has the best secrets in the world to look best in the uniform ha-ha. Heather is an expert at paddleball. Heather hates getting her hair brushed. Heather hates washing her hair. Heather gets odd dreams. Heather is trying to be popular. But she isn't Heather wonders if you are still reading this Heather subscribes to American Girl and Discovery Girls Heather's most favorite shop is JCPenney Heather is Heather has a huge collection of bratz. Heather dreams of riding horses. Heather likes people on Uncyc who are nice. Heather is giving you a break now, this is the end of the long Heather list. Stuff You will usually almost find me in Uncyclopedia IRC all day! Friends on Uncyclopedia • *DGNeree Favorites • Food: Spicy chicken fries, ice cream, McDonalds, hamburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries • Fashion! • Hangouts: Pool, my house, friend's house, movie theaters, camp