User talk:High Gen. Grue/Archive I

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! —Braydie 23:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

I know you've got this before :). Make sure you don't forget that password :D —Braydie 23:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry,I memorised it, and wrote it down on multiple papers, and it's in my favorite video game. Now, to rebuild my page. --High Gen. Grue 00:04, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!


- jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:53, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Your Welcome.--High General Grue 23:30, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Whose welcome? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:37, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

My stolen sig!

High^General _Grue

You copied my sig. I am flattered. Unlike some people. --General Insineratehymn 21:55, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad your not mad, wait, whats with the chainsAAAAAAAA!

Wait! I got it from here. High^General _Grue

Open Your Inventory

	FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
	For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
	"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."

DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:48, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Your Welcome. High^General _Grue

RE:Why

If you think I'm worshipping you as the High General - don't get your hopes up. I simply wanted to link to the Grue Army HQ. Any idea how to do that without linking to your user page? --Medvedev ^(scream) 07:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

The forum. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Good idea! Sorry it took so long, I was away from my PC. --Medvedev ^(scream) 19:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Lord Fluffy

Thanks for the gun. Mine got confiscated in the airport. Damn security guards and their tasers... Anyway, in return for your gun-

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I found something else in my Infinite Closet! Here you go!

Lord Fluffy has awarded you a sword for outstanding valor and/or insanity. Use it well. Yay! Pointy!

--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:49, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Here!

Blowjob Award This user has paid $50 been a good user, and got a blowjob from Emmzee.

Bagels

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

Where to link?

Where should my signature link to - the forum, or the new base of ops? --Medvedev ^(scream) 19:18, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

That's a hard question, the Base of Ops, LINKS to the forum though. You decide. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Kept as is: the forum gives some background, where as the base just orders one to choose a squadron in not-specified-what. --Medvedev ^(scream) 21:03, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Your choice. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer P.S. Check the reports section of the Base of Ops for anything important, if you can.

Having trouble with js?

You can copy mine. You can then customize it all you want. --General Insineratehymn 03:08, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I had A LOT of trouble with it...

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:09, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

... That's CONFUSING! I'll try... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:12, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

At least you're doing your best at understanding it. For that, I give you a cookie:

Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--General Insineratehymn 03:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Also

What you've just added to your js file should actually go in your css page. --General Insineratehymn 03:15, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Crap. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:19, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

you turbosuck

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

User:UNKNOWNFILE/rainbow

--» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:35, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thankz for the ninjastar! :) Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

You are welcome. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 19:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Also, if you can help with Grueslayer, you will be duly rewarded. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Template:Grueslayer/sthelens

I am creating a duplicate page of Game:Grueslayer/volcano, Game:Grueslayer/complain/volcano, with a slightly different command at the top. The template will allow for easy update of both pages simultaneously. —Another Pongo ^{Flame Sandbox ☭} 18:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Offensive content

The article titled "neal" was either edited or created to insult one of my other friends. While I would try to fix this what really cought my attention was the fact that they insulted me too. So if you would be so kind as to clear the article or even delete all refences to "Jason" in the article, that would be great. Thank you!

Learn it, love it

UN:WAR <-- Read this over before going off and vandalizing userpages. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:56, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Sorry if it looks like I reverted your revert as vandalism

I was just reverting that IP's load of stuff, all vandalism. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:23, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

No apologies needed. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Question

don't we need a psych test to separate the psychos (cannon fodder) from the serious ones (cannon fodder) while locating the outright loonies (dive on a grenade) and especially those who say IDGAS? Just asking. IDGAS.--Math Poet 00:34, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

... --High Gen. Grue 00:35, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

RE:Cool

Thanks, I'm glad you like it. To be honest, I tried cramming a domokun under the hat, but... well, like I said, I'm glad you like it. --Medvedev ^(scream) 15:01, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Request promotion

Hello, Uncyclopedian here. I would like to be promoted please. My deeds:

• Reverted some vandalism
• Reported a repeat vandal, but a bit late
• Got a couple things on VFD.
• Got loads of crap on QVFD.

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Nomination for adminship

Hey, I saw you were nominated for adminship, and if i had any more votes I would strongly support that. However, I also saw that you voted for yourself. There is no rule voting for or against yourself, but, if you have a look around, you'll see that literally no-one else has voted for themself. I'm not saying that you have to change your vote, But it's just extremely polite to vote for other worthy candidates in front of your self. No offence intended, » >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 05:53, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Uhhhh... whoops? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Just joined the Grue Army

I just joined your army. Should I add myself to the list of soldiers or scouts or what? --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~21:32, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

You... already did. ^_^ -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Requesting Promotion

Got Sam w, Interet and Ryan s QVFDed, tracked down Derby-related vandalism from a one-time IP and broke up the flame-war on Talk:Virginia Tech Massacre. Also, I want an R (for "random deed") on my record for the image, if possible. --Medvedev ^(scream) 12:02, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I must inquire

How do you earn good deeds/bad deeds? I see on the Grue Army's Base of Operations that some have good deeds/bad deeds, while others have none. --General Insineratehymn 01:41, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

When you feel, you have done great things for uncy, sent a list of actions (or contribs list), and i will judge them.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

In that case, here is a long list of all the things I've reported to QVFD and Ban Patrol during my entire lifetime here on Uncyclopedia. --General Insineratehymn 16:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Request for promotion again

Yep, it's me, Uncyclopedian. I wouuld like to be promoted. Here are my actions:

• Reported the Jeremy Gay vandal.
• Threw some stuff on QVFD.
• Threw Jeremy Gay stuff on QVFD
• Reverted Jeremy Gay vandalism.
• Reverted some other vandalism.

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:09, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Not all the way, but you are getting closer... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Congrats

Thx for being the first to play Capture the Flag! (but its not redy yet... so be patient...

MackMan has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-MackMan 00:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanx, but i'm just waiting for it. I suggest you have a list of rules on the page though. And limk to it from the Departure of Fun when it's ready. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

yah i no. Im waiting till its all done to post a DoF link, and its like chess. there are no rules! MackMan^talk_contribs

w00t! tis redy! add ur own images if u want! MackMan^talk_contribs

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 02:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You are welcome. {{User:High Gen. Grue/simplesig}

CTF

I challenge you to Game:Capture the Flag Game 3. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Cheater. Hay wait, i'm playing ALL THREE GAMES! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Ha. Weapon racks rock. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Argh! You killed the Grueslayer. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

***YOU HAVE LOST*** -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I Win! Check out the win! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:51, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

How about the NO CHEATING game 4? If I cheat, every guy of mine dies. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Sure. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Threw a wizard on each team for Game 4. Die. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Request for promotion...yet again

Ok, I reported the Finger IP, blew up it's vandalism(especially on my user page), threw stuff on QVFD, and did some work on base #2. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:32, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

About your offer...

I accept your generous offer. I'll bring in donuts or something.

And if you want savefiles to end in death, fine. I just want them to last a good while so that the player thinks "Wow, they must have a secret at the end of this". Conniving 04:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Ohhh, good idea. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

So, now what? I guess i'll just keep editing. Does this mean I add my name to that fancy list? Conniving 05:37, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, add yourself. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

thank you

for defending my article against some stupid vandal. Your help is much appreciated. --THE 10:51, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

You are welcome. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

cookie

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:53, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Greatly appreciate it. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Grue Army

I was not freaked out because of my steely reserve. And because I got home late today. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:04, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

I was hoping you would Flip out. A well. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

CTF

Ok, I brought the battle back to old forms, so the flamethrower is my fault. But you placed a flamethrower in at a point in time. And the grue is your fault. You brought in a map with a grue. I still win. Because you:

1. Threw in a grue
2. Falsely accused me of sabotage
3. Threw in a flamethrower at a point of time.

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!