User talk:Guybles

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Status Quo

It seems I have joined the ranks of your fans, Mr. Guybles. Status Quo is a strong and humorous article. This isn't a review, just a comment. From a fellow writer, even! So yeah....good times with the status quo.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:23, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm humbled. Thank you. Although are we talking VFH "strong and humorous"? That would fill my little world right up. -Guybles 09:55, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm thinkin' Arbys, ifyouknowwhatimean.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:44, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

Absolutely no idea what you mean, since I'm ignorant. Unless you want to turn a supposedly popular "rock" band into a chain of roast beef fast-food restaurants (in which case, go nuts). -Guybles 16:11, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

Ta

Tha - wait for it! - nkyou! UU wanted to express his thanks for your vote for that military thing he re-wrote. Unfortunately, he asked several members of this year's winning regiment to deliver those thanks, and as you can see, they're having trouble getting to you. So you'll have to make do with this brown template instead. Cheers!

Thankies! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:50, Apr 28

Thanks!

Rory would like to thank you for voting! "That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house. Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

D: Nobody's spoken to you since April!? You need a hug. *Hugs* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:01 31 August 2008

A Mr Sherlock Holmes is at the door, sir

I have observed

that you had voted for an entry on me to be featured. Of course, this was to be expected for a man of such reputation, Watson, was it not?
Elementary, Holmes, as you would have put it.
So it is. But it appears that the author nevertheless wishes to thank you, so I'll leave him to it. Meanwhile, I shall return to my cough drop bottle.

Hold on a minute ... Holmes, is that cocaine?
Watson—
I'd thought Dr Freud had made you fight off that vice! Here, give me that. You know how many times I've told you to smoke tobacco instead.

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Thank you for voting for this article! You were also very encouraging in the early stages of this rewrite, so thanks doubly. Sir MacMania GUN—[05:46 11 Aug 2009]