User talk:Ean
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Hello...[edit source]
I've moved your template to your userspace. Templates in the mainspace must meet some pretty steep criteria, most notably including usability. We don't need duplicates of other templates with wording changes. If you are interested in templating, please sign up for AAN or AJTA. Thank you. – 
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 12:39, 16 September 2021
Unpleasantries[edit source]
One or more of your recent edits to a template were reverted or removed. This is viewed as vandalism, and could possibly cause other templates to not function properly. Before making any further edits to templates, it is advised that you leave a message on the template's talk page or enroll in Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy for help. Thank you. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:57, 8 October 2021
Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to abuse templates, you may be blocked from editing. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:52, 13 October 2021
And again...[edit source]
Template:Wikis has been userspaced. Your userspace is mostly like your personal sandbox.
Also, we do not need two Wikipedia templates that say the same thing. I don't think you realize that they function the same as well. Please stop. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:30, 18 October 2021
Blanking Pages[edit source]
Don't do this. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:56, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
Subage creation..[edit source]
Please stop creating crufty pages with just a few sentences. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:11, 6 November 2021
R.I.P. Wiki[edit source]
You gonna do anything with this page? I noticed you were still (relatively) active, so I thought I'd give you a heads-up before I huff it. You have, like, a week? Toodles. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:47, 9 November 2021 (UTC)
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
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