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"The tpyo-free kwyboard: Ten petceny od the Ameracin polpution still manged to typoo on it.'"'

“Gramerly, ypur best tyop destoryer!``12”

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“Im Svotie Rissua, toyp wnogrs oYu!!”

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“Ih Dale Bunyan iz A gya boi mwha far teh winz]”

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“iy are fukjing stiaod! Uknu u r jus sting at ur com,ptuer all dauy wtf!”

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'Typpos are unintwntionzl missspllngs of wordw when typing. Thry usuallly come about by ttping while in a rusj. Thw governments of tje worlsd have speny quite a biy of monye on makng ttpo-freee [{keybroads]] as thw wolrd-tpoyo-rate is at yhe highest it's beeen in yrs, and finnaly relessed the "no tyopo 1000" in 2010. Now, I kno what yiu might be sating, "Wat's ao bad about mroe typos?" Welll I'lll teeel tou: Comiting a tyope is consideered a federal offense by the Grammqr policw, a viklent branch of the millitart. thyyposa anmd r defintly a reallllly goopsdo thing


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= History of typos <sub(oh ni itz orect1)</suv>[edit | edit source]

The word 'yypo' comds from tge Lanitn worf 'kjdshfkjdnv' meaning 'Whne you'r tping on teh compter adn hit the wrngo key, but don'y realise'. The fccat that tge definition og thia wodrd includes the wordw 'computerr' is evicence that Romnas were phycic (or hqd a tine machinw. 'Course, id they had a tine machlne, there'a no reaspn they couldn'y habe[1] a computer).

However, rhe acctuuall firstt tyopo was committed in 1808 [[Pellegrinp Turi]e]<rfe H>is nane actuallt loooking lkie a huge tpyo. itslef./ref. when, aftre incenting teh frist ytpwriter, he tried ti type up a lettter yo a collleagie informing hmi of hsi invenyon. But insyead of sating, 'I have invented a most wonderful machine." lije he wanyed, he tyoped, "Penis." He of coyrse seny yhis offf, not realizing wat he had donw. This later syaryed a vert humoros confusiom that was thr sublect of lasy tear's comdt, yitled 'What type' of gay R U?'.

[[File:Typ-churc,jpg|thumb|211pc\Tyops are a comon and formerly re-unbanned brand of == So in comcljsiom.,. =- religus<striko>expressionism<strik>epersecussion, wich has withstood prublic scutiny for far to long! by virtue of. Pls! Somebody to help set up us the bobm!!]} cunt. Shiy1 I didn;y meqn yo say that!

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iF speeling, punctuation or grammar are'nt your fortr. never fear. help was on teh way1

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Unfortumayely. therw is anotger kinf of tpyo . It is tge LIVING TPOY! It haz one reasom to liv, and on reasom onky; to breed witg itself and make mor typos! It iz alzo the reazon the word 'tpoy' can nevr have a typograhpilca eror. The LIVING TYPO1 is ful-on evl. It getz in ze way of even the gratest of relashinships and shrivl it 3 srheds! It coold give teh polcie force teh wong message amd leeve emerjencies ignoord! It coold even bee the end off the cowntry1


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THIS IS MY EX HUSBAND. HE IS LIKE THE DEVIL TO ME SO I DREW HIM WITH A PITCHFORK AND A BEARD AND HORNY HORNS.

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my husbands hand is in this picture so i took it out. but daniel is so cute even with his filthy hand in there!!! I thougth my husband was sleeping with my best friend cindy but I found out he was sleeping with the furncae guy, Tom the Faggy Furnace Guy. I don't have aids, I checked. I then married myself, that way if I cheat on Myself, I can make sure Me never cheats on Myself again. I kicked Myself in the balls for looking at that fine man, when I was standing beside me. I hate Myself. I wanna divorce I so there will only be Me. I can't depend on myself anymore. I can only trust Me. I hope My ex husband sees this picture and crys himself to sleep at night.

I AM IN AN ONGOING CUSTODDY BATTLE SO I MAY NOT UPDATE THIS WEBVAGE MUCH OFTEN. I AM ALSO NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MY CHILDREN DUE TO LEGAL CONCERNS, NOT THAT I WOULD WANT TO ANYWAYS. NOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME. I HAVE THE CUTEST LITTLE SMILE IN THE WORLD. I LOVE MY EYES, MY NOSE, MY EARS, MY MOUTH, MY FEET, MY TOES.....I KNOW I'M MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU. I PUT THE I IN TEAM. I MADE LASAGNA, IS ME READY TO EAT? I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. I AM KIND TO EVERYONE, IF THEY ARE ME. I AM THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW. I ONCE WANTED TO KILL THE SEXIEST PERSON ON EARTH ONCE, THEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS ME. I LIKE TO EAT APPLES AND BANANAS. I CAN SHOW ME THE WORLD. SHINNING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID. I'M DELICIOUS, I'M DELIGHTFUL, I'M DELOVELY. WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE ME. I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST, THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. CATCHING ME IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN ME IS MY CAUSE. I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS MY LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE, EACH POKEME CAN UNDERSTAND THE POWER I PROVIDE. POKEME,IT'S ME AND ME, I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY,. POKEME, OH I'M MY BEST FRIEND, IN A WORLD I MUST DEFEND. POKEME, GOTTA CATCH ME, OH SO TRUE, MY JOURNEY WILL PULL ME THROUGH. I'LL TEACH ME AND [[You're Screwed|YOU ARE

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