User talk:Berogen

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UnBooks:The Hooded Anus

Quite good. Made me think of the old Basil Rathbone Holmes movies.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 11:26, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I thankhyou. It seemed funnier in the bath than when I'd finished it, but the pictures worked out a treat. I considered doing a shot of Matthau, West and Hope confronting the anus... maybe later. If it survives.

Yeah it's basically just saying anus a lot, really. That and The Aristocrats. Oh and some problems I had with the real Holmes stories. Anus.

Now for an article on Assceticism...

Berogen 21:43, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Loved it! I just tidied the formatting ... and moved it to The Hooded Anus because it's an article about a book, not a book itself. But this is good stuff - David Gerard 00:24, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Thankyou, thankyou, and thankyou. Berogen 03:09, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Don't kill the mechas

• You voted against Mecha and complained about the images. Can you be a little more precise on what images annoy you? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:18, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Hi, sorry, busy time of year for me or I would've replied sooner. I didn't mean it to come out as a harsh criticism, it's to do with the sneaker-wearing mecha halfway down the page - they're fine, but (and this may be to do with being on a wide screen) they're forming a block down the right hand side. I would suggest, if you're bugged by it at all (and it's a matter of personal taste) combining them into a larger image, maybe design-change flowchart thing (I'm thinking next to/around each other with arrows, really). I really like the images other than that - and since I kept you waiting so long without an explanation, I'm changing my vote to abstain. (also cos I looked at Mecha again and it's head and shoulders above some of the things I've seen here.

Berogen^VFH 00:57, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Or I would have changed it if I'd been here earlier. Dammit.

I owe you a vote, or something. Anyone you need, you know, eliminated? Berogen^VFH 01:00, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Time to show courtesy. Evaluate this carefully. But be true, vote against if you feel like to, just don't let it get drown for being ignored. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 06:22, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

This one I like. Berogen^VFH 16:57, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

EdgarAllenPo2, ver.2

I listened to Modus, and he is evidently correct and much smarter than I am when comes to graphics. Anyway, I redid the reimage, removed some funky lines and such. I know that you liked the redo, but take a look at the new image and tell me what you think. Image:EdgarAllanPo2.jpg Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:51, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

S'nice. There's always going to be that problem of clarity - Po's photo was evidently just too crisp to match up, plus there's the scale and lighting issues, but the antenna thing is working out nicely and I can't see anything that sticks out. I think it's starting to look uncannily real... Berogen^VFH 14:55, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

By which I mean, "stop there, it's very very good and you're starting to creep me out." ^_^ Berogen^VFH 15:12, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

RE: UnNews:College roommates step in to end War on Terror

With regard to your article UnNews:College roommates step in to end War on Terror, are Anthony "GM" Brannigan, Osama, Hugo James "NerdEater" McMann and Rachel Levi-Adelstein your old friends or persons of note: the difference is, people of note belong in Uncyc articles, some dudes friends don't. I've assumed the worst and deleted it, but I did save a copy in a super-secret place in case you want to change some names or otherwise de-vanitize this article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:45, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

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Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

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No no, really, they're completely made-up names. Seriously. I sat and thought about it long and hard, made them ordinary, everyday names to fit the pre-existing picture from the Osama Bin Laden article. It is seriously all lies, I never had a college girlfriend who stood both me and the Zep up for some lousy threesome. I think I was the two guys. *sniffle* I was just trying to make the headlines... er, I'm not sure if I need to reply here or on your talk page, 'cos you seem pretty busy. What the hey, I'll try it here. Berogen^VFH 04:22, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:16, 2 February 2007 (UTC)