User talk:Alksub/archive1

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"Man you guys are fast. What do you do, monitor the changes list all day?"

• Yes. :) Anyways, if you are still working on it replasce the {{NRV}} with {{construction}}. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:43, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
• Hardly all day! I take breaks to have wild sex with goats....errrr...I mean yes...I watch recent changes all day. --The Zombiebaron 15:48, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Goats? You forgot the 'e' at the end! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:00, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Thankie

Thanks for the spelling corrections, my spelling is very bad.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 23:05, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

gak

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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:49, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

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Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

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Stonelaw high school

What do you want to do with it? Prolix 23:56, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

It has some run-of-the-mill prose that could be re-appropriated. Regardless of how good it is, I think it'll get killed by recent policy (Forum:We're a cyber-bullying menace), which implies, "all Schoolcruft gets killed, no exceptions." BTW I replaced the ICU template because it's not allowed on articles more than a week old. --Alksub 08:53, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Your Sig

Seems to be sick, it's leaving code around. Make sure you have {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Alksub/sig}} in your Nickname box on preferences and tick the raw signatures box. Unless, you have fixed it already, and I was looking at a past version of your sig. —Braydie at 13:37, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Fixed. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:06, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the help!

I present thee with the

Rejoice, Alksub! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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for helping me with my article. Enjoy.--<<>> 23:10, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Bang!

	BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang!
	NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 22:10, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!


- jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:50, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Cheers for the tips my (wo)man (delete as applicable)

--Don alun 01:35, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Dickens

Rejoice, Alksub! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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BTW, the reason the bit about pimping is in there is because he really did have 10 kids. I was thinking, "How the hell is that possible? He must have been mad pimping!" Then I just kinda rolled with it. :P --Judgement 07:02, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Whoop-Ass

"Don't make me open it." Because you improved the image Pondwhale.JPG to much higher quality, you have been awarded your very own 55 gallon drum of Whoop-Ass. Congratulations!

By order of the lord himself. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:29, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

for the loving aesthetic attention to the ever-cynical-but-not-necessarily-grotesque {{Forever lousy}}. -- Lenoxus 15:36, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Any time

Thanks for the award. It makes me happy without the help of controlled substances. --Ljlego 18:03, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

ICU

Please look out for vanity and cyberbullying on your travels. These should not be tagged with ICU/notfunny. They need deleting and fast. Please list it for a quick deletion, or contact an admin. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 20:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. I'll try not to tag things if I'm unsure whether they're vanity. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)