Zork

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Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire: Admins on LSD Super Edition: Remake for Xbox 360: Cheater's Edition Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Zork"_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire: Admins on LSD Super Edition: Remake for Xbox 360: Cheater's Edition

Revision 69105 / Serial Number 76

There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet
Stolen.
> read leaflet
Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-

The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Admin on LSD!!
> look
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

There is half a leaflet next to the admin.

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