User:The Ninja

Blame it on Canada
We know those crazy canucks are somehow connected to this.

“The Ninja could save humanity, then again, The Ninja probably couldn't.But I wouldn't doubt him, she'll most likely come through in the end.”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Ninja

“The Ninja ain't got nothing on This Ninja”

~ That Ninja on The Ninja

“..I maintain that although cheddar is highly classy among their folk, mozzarella is far more ninja like.It's the cheese of Ninjas!”

~ A hardcore fan of The Ninja on The particular flavour of cheese The Ninja prefers

“Never saw him coming.I did see her leaving though.”

~ Synyster Gates on The night his trademark hat was supposedly "kidnapped"

“Skilled, The Ninja is. Much training, Yoda needs.Speech impediment fixed, also, Yoda needs”

~ Yoda on The Ninja owning his ass

“Why do I feel like I just sold my soul to a monkey?”

~ The Ninja Herself on Joining her sworn "Enemy-again, Friend-again"

“She did it!! I saw the whole thing!!”

~ That famous one-eyed ninja guy on his missing fruity-looking eyepatch

“You've got me to thank for this.”

~ God on The Ninja

“I'd tap that.If I knew what that was.If it didn't look that great, then I might not tap that.”

~ Sasuke Uchiha on his bizzare fanboyism of The Ninja

“ The Ninja requests you read warnings and crackhead labels at beginning of article, as well as others in page.If at any time feel afraid and have wet self, The Ninja recommend you spend time stare at other page.Warnings in place for reader safety after all, not The Ninja.”

~ The Ninja's official SpokesNinja

my mood ring

excited energized adventurous ready to go

Baby Jesus Cares About You! If you see this template it means thats everybody cares about you, Even this template cares about you. May Baby Jesus smile at you forever because you are so beautiful.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

The content of this article has been classified by the FCC as OMGWTF.

Please stop reading or risk SEHS.

WARNING In accordance with the OMG U SRS???// act of 2002, all content of this article is to be believed, with no disputes whatsoever. (Hey, you voted for Bush, moron.)

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		WARNING!              "The Ninja" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Christian faith. In order to prevent excessive bitching and the invasion of other countries, please do not speak it in front of them.

About The Ninja

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

(Me likie shiny stars!)

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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(My hair is short, actually)

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user fears the clowns.

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This user is elite.

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(I'm a ninja, Duh)

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This user doesn't care.

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This page was written by The Ninja Official SpokesNinja, as The Ninja has been too busy to edit and manage this page.For more information on The Ninja, look for The Ninja's UserTalk because a link in this box would be blasphemous.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

A bit about The Ninja

The Ninja would like reader take time (as seen on UserTalk page) and read crackhead label and warning on page.If at any time feel unhappy, depressed, emo, and the like, The Ninja suggest you scream, it usually solve all problem.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user is Canadian …and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

(I'll learn Guitar soon so I don't look like a liar)

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user's head A SPLODE.

bu-N	This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

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tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Does that sum up The Ninja for you?

If not, reread that, but with less crack and more bunnies.

Still no good?

Official SpokesNinja of The Ninja explain for you then.

The Ninja's head staff sincerely apologize for The Ninja's Official SpokesNinja, who is currently vacationing in an undisclosed location.We apologize for this inconvenience and lack of information, but we'd have to kill you if we told anything more.

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The Ninja is a very strange ninja for several reasons.(much honour related permission was needed to post such information.)

First and foremost, she is Canadian, so that's gotta be setting off some warning flags. It's a well known fact that certain rare Canadians are cannibalistic, and enjoy biting each others heads off for no reason, metaphorically and literally (literally only during certain times of ritual).

Secondly, The Ninja has associated with some strange people over the years.She has chosen not to list them, since they probably know who they are.She still knows some mightily weird and crazy persons. Approach with caution and bring popcorn.

The Ninja has survived a grue attack.

I'll give you a moment to catch your breaths, revive yourself, take anti-death pills, rush in and out of the emergency room and respawn.

Yes The Ninja survived a grue attack.

It is not known how she did this, but rumours abound, (and are explained farther below.

A bit more about The Ninja

She is constantly being renamed.The Ninja is meraly a replacement for her nicknames and real name.It's a ninja thing.

IMPORTANT:

The Ninja has been renamed from WH33L

Her current name is Salamander. Variations include Salamanderface, Mrs. Sala.

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YO, THIS PAGE IS IN DEVELOPMENT, IF YOU DISTURB IT NOW, IT'LL GROW UP

TO BE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY DEFORMED.DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT? A

DEFORMED PAGE.YOU SICK CREATURE OF THE ABYSS, CLICK THAT DAMN BACK

ARROW AND LEAVE THIS PAGE ALONE! GIVE IT SOME TIME TO GROW UP, PAGES

DON'T BECOME AMAZING OVERNIGHT. YOU THINK THE KITTEN HUFFING PAGES

GOT THAT LEVEL OF STATUS RIGHT AWAY? I DIDN'T THINK SO.I DON'T CARE

WHAT THE OTHER ARTICLES SAY, I'M NOT INSANE YET AND NEITHER IS THIS

PAGE! SURE IT'S TEMPLATES MAY NOT BE AS NICE AS THE OSCAR WILDE

RELATED ONES, BUT DAMMIT, IT'S ONLY A BABY ARTICLE IF YOU THINK ABOUT

IT! IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED TO ENTER PUBLICITY YET!

CLICK 'BACK' AND GROW SOME COMMON SENSE, BECAUSE THIS ARTICLE WILL

PWNZ J00 AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! IT'LL HUFF YOUR FAT HOUSE CAT AND

CRIPPLE YOUR PIDGEON. I'M SERIOUSLY WARNING YOU.

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Oh, and to the fruithead who got me addicted to Hawthorne Heights: (You are the same person who gave me a Knight Hating Complex)

I have in my possession the following(but not limited to):

-The shards of your dignity.Handmade. -The shards of MY dignity. Also handmade, but you'd know more about that than me. -The shards of the Sacred Jewel. Just TRY and take them. -The entire 'The Silence in Black and White' album downloaded on my mp3. Your fault. -The entire 'City of Evil' album downloaded on my mp3. My fault. -The very documents and blueprints to your soul. HIS fault. -The 6 books in The Wayfarer Redemption series. My fault. -A very well drawn computer graphic anime picture with lovely animated writing in my Recycle Bin, deleted from my computer 2 years ago, yet it still made this list. YOUR FAULT OH THIS IS SO YOUR FAULT. -The corpse of a grue. -The soul of said grue. It wants to eat you.I suggest you run like hell. -A giant penguin plushie. It makes a nice pillow. Christmas' fault. -A Knight Hating Complex. You un-noble jerk. Your fault. No question. -The Lovely Eyepatch. Next challenger set for Monday at 4:00 PM. -Various A7X paraphanalia. -A life. You know you want this. -Ninja Contract. I'm more skilled than you. Ph34r. -A heart. It's a bit battered and beaten, but I have one.

If you wish to claim any of these, please call the following number to reclaim your possessions if I'm feeling generous.If I'm feeling not generous, you may experience : Complete and total pwnage, headshots, 2.3 million dollars in damage, damage related to my Knight Hating Complex, etc etc.

Call : 1800-IMA-BUTT.

Email: shewhokillsknights@antifluff.com

lulz i didnt know 150 kgs of lard could be a ninja

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