User:Shandon/Articles

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Contributions

(with thanks to those who helped)

I told my dog Garm not to eat the Phoenix Dwarf galaxy...

JUVENILIA

• How To: Just Ask Jon Eakes! Kitchen Renovation with a Golem
• Rene Levesque
• Night Court
• Helicopter Snowman
• Walking
• ? -- another Most Wanted
• Jewry
• F11 -- Following the Wanted poster...
• 2000 BC -- the most linked-to previously non-existent page--it had to be done.
• The Jimmerman Telegram
• Big Green Hill
• Mary Celeste
• Osaka bin Laden -- somebody wanted it.
• English, but Louder -- Most Wanted...where's my reward money? (Rewritten)
• 3.1415926535 -- NRV rewrite
• Illiterate -- another article saved from the hellfire of VFD
• Revenge -- most wanted
• Special Needs
• Video Piracy
• UnScripts:Deepak Chopra and James Cameron Teach Home Appliance Repair^ - with great 'chop by Mhaille

FEATURE-FRIENDLY

• Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon -- Quasi-Featured Article (thanks!)...ooooh FEATURED!
• Escher -- complete rewrite, FEATURED!
• Greek -- Most Wanted
• American Postman
• Google Middle Earth -- FEATURED, thanks to Mhaille's nom
• HMS Potatore -- collaboration with Modusoperandi, Featured *finally*
• Ironing -- NRV rewrite, FEATURED, yay!
• The UnUsual Suspects -- FEATURED, with great pics from Mhaille and Modusoperandi!
• Tojo Books ^ -- Birthday Quasifeature, 2007. FEATURE, 2011!
• Lego JFK Assassination -- collaboration with e|m|c
• Frostbite: A Christmas LP -- Xmas Eve Day '09 FEATURE!
• Realpolitik For Dummies

UNBOOKS

• UnBooks:My Summer with Martin, Jane Austen
• UnBooks:The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC -- nominated feature UnBook
• UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties -- Featured!
• UnBooks:Special Insert Feature:Phil Eats His Way Across North America
• UnBooks:The World According to Garm -- Featured UnBook for August 2006 all right! And Featured on the Main Page!
• UnBooks:Letters from a God-Fearing Man ^

UNNEWS

• UnNews:David Bowie to Meet Martian Delegation

...and Wow, I can't believe I rewrote an UnNews article that actually made it to the Front Page (third or fourth attempt or something)....

• UnNews:Martians sue Blair for criminal damage -- Thanks to the other contributors & MoneySign for the image (which he forced me to resize under considerable duress--Uncle!)
• UnNews:Santa Updates With Fresh, Cleanshaven Look
• UnNews:Chunnel trains halted by suspiciously mundane events with cleanup from the Zim_ulator ^
• UnNews:Osaka bin Laden claims responsibility for cruise ship killer ‘mystery waves’.

^ = most recent

PLS Entries

Late 2006

• user:Shandon/What Color Is Your Obituary? -- under Best Rewrite -- TAKE THE TEST!!
• American Dream -- Winner under best N00B article! ...and, uh, also, Featured, after a few unsavory nomms.
• The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner -- under <gasp> Best Article -- honorable mention / dishonorable discharge / FEATURED!! Thanks to Brad for the nomm

Early 2007

• Nuremberg Rally -- only time to write one. Meh, honorable mention...but, thanks to Mhaille, FEEAAAATURED!!!

Early 2008

• UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 Featured!