User:Rataube/MoreAwards

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

Nerd42 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

This user has pleased Cthulhuby making the template Thx4vote

So now: Surrender your soul!!!

Ninjase.cx

For your creative and horribly distasteful vandalization of my userpage. –Rcmurphy

Original Ninjastar

Continued good humour and good citizenship despite the NotM fallout. :) –Todd Lyons

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For your love of The Royal family
Suresh has awarded Rataube a Princess Cake!
Now go play with the Royal Guard.

Pocketful of Ninjastars

I award this NinjaStar for your excellent "contributions" to the UnHistory article. –Lugiatm

Original Ninjastar

I award you a Ninjastar for your good work on Uncyclopedia. –Uncyclopedian

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Tompkins gave you a S'more for your work on Featured Articles

Thanks for votes[edit | edit source]

Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 17:30, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

APOCALYPSE MEOW

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

Alia's Really Cool Shoes

Rataube!!!...... I clicked them together three times but nothing happened! I'm still stuck in La-La Land watching midgets dance and sing. But, I'm happy because i have these really cool shoes, and that is a good thing, because i want you to know, that just like my shoes, you are really cool too....isn't that great!---Lady Alia Kenobi

Greeting cards[edit | edit source]

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had ~~purposefully~~ forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only have the one template, so pretend it says something about Hannukah ;) )--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

Happy Hanukkah. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Something had to be done with all of that Christian mess flying around....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:16, 19 December 2006 (UTC)