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The articles are written, the votes are tallied and the first ever Uncyclopedia Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition is now over! Thanks to the judges for plowing through a metric ton of blathering nonsense sparkling prose, and of course to the writers, because without them we could keep our money. The competition was fierce; in all four of the categories one extra vote could potentially have swayed the results. Without further ado, the following are the winners and honorable mentions of the Poo Lit Surprise...
Overall Winner
- HowTo:Write_A_Cover_Letter by Procopius
Runner Up
- American Dream by Shandon
Best Article
Winner:
- HowTo:Write_A_Cover_Letter by Procopius
Honorable Mentions:
- HowTo:Learn Hebrew by Mordillo
- The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner by Shandon
Best Rewrite
Winner:
- Rcmurphy by Rcmurphy
Honorable Mentions:
- User:Claudius Prime/Renaissance by Claudius Prime
- Garfield by Mandaliet
Best Illustrated Article
Winner:
- Jammie Dodgers by Stejinz
Honorable Mentions:
- Suburban Homeboy by Modusoperandi
- Breastfeedning by MoneySign
Best Article by a N00b
Winner:
- American Dream by Shandon
Honorable Mentions:
- Erraticus by Procopius
- Acid Rain by Xavier
Our four winners will receive the esteemed title of Poet Lowrate for the Order of Uncyclopedia. Our runners-up will get warm admiration. We'd like to thank you all for participating!
Full list of submissions:
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Best Article
Judging guidelines: none, just pick the best overall articles
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Best Rewrite
Judging guidelines: submissions will be judged on how well they improve the content being rewritten, so the value of a submission is based on the changes the writer makes, not the final product.
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Best Illustrated Article
Judging guidelines: submissions will primarily be judged on the quality of the images and the value they add to the article. Though the style of writing is not the main focus, it must not be neglected. The use of an image as an adjunct (definition) to the article rather than an addition will improve an article's chances of winning.
With rewrites it is not enough to simply add images and a few uninspired lines to an already-existing article. The writer must have added most of the value.
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Best Illustrated Article
Articles may only be submitted to this category by N00bs, defined as individuals who have only begun submitting articles within the three months prior to the start of the competition.
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