User:Martin/David Morgan-Mar
David Morgan-Mar (born February), the son of Roger Moore and the planet Mars. Errors on his birth certificate were most likely attributable to a smelly drunken priest.
Works[edit | edit source]
David has created several programming languages such as C++, Binary and French. This was all just a guise, however, to mask his real evil plan: destroy the planet Coruscant with his own variation of the Death Star, which he calls ‘physics’. Under the name of Darth Game Master, he wages war upon the tiny defenseless planet mercilessly, the only thing standing in his way being a bunch of rebels, who insist that the planet is possible. They also know that he is occasionally mistaken in other areas of his evil work such as:
- When trying to spark a war between Steve Irwin and Jane Goodall, he depicts chimpanzees with tails (possibly planning to blame it on Steve and cause Jane to get even angrier with him).
- When trying to trick the Mythbusters into resurrecting Hitler, he claims that Nazi science sneers at <insert whatever subject matter here>. This is clearly impossible as NAZI SCIENCE HAS NO MOUTH! Except for that special science that nobody cares about.
Other work[edit | edit source]
David also is the evil overlord of Irregular Webcomic!, a daily comic using photographs that details his daily life. As he sucks at drawing, he uses LEGO to build his characters. As he also insists on using vintage camera equipment, he must use giant LEGO made from other normal sized pieces of LEGO, thus making the budget for Irregular Webcomic! the largest of any webcomic ever (except for this one, written by this guy).
Personal life[edit | edit source]
In 1984, David married his wife, who he also made out of LEGO bricks. She is completely animatronic as the LEGO needs to move around so that she can cook his dinner. Because if she doesn’t, then it’s bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon for her. They have no children because, as Morgan-Mar himself points out, "LEGO is pointy."
Other names[edit | edit source]
David is also known to operate under the psuedonym 'Dangermouse', a possible attempt to set up a drug/LEGO ring.
The Future[edit | edit source]
David Morgan-Mar made a pact with Head Death so that he can never die. He now abuses these powers by killing off innocent handsome bystanders with insanely overpowered fireballs, and tormenting the Space and Fantasy guys. For more details on other stuff unrelated to him, try here, here and here.
So in conclusion: David Morgan-Mar is now still lying beneath the waves with his pal Cthulhu, forging their dark army and waiting to strike. So be afraid, children. Be very afraid.