“What do I think, John? Well—IP address points to the States, but greater use of Correct English indicates user is at least familiar with UK or Commonwealth culture, as the Sherlock and Doctor Who fandoms also indicate. So either a private proxy to watch Firefly on Hulu, or more likely an expatriate. Cartoon physics and physics articles also indicate a strong reading in maths or physics, and moderate to native fluency in multiple languages indicates international background, substantiating user's expatriate status. Overall, John, I can confidently say that user's article on me flatters me greatly, although user got the time period wrong by about a century.”
It is probably not a sock puppet, but hopefully an automated or semi-automated account for making edits containing an inhuman lack of profanity and/or humour.
Administrators: if this bot is malfunctioning, gains homicidal thoughts, or is replaced by the incredibly silly Mighty Morphin' Power Daleks, EX-TER-MI-NATE!
This user is on anti-vacation without knowledge or consent of the admins, and appears to be trying to get a real life. If you want to smeg up the talk page, leave a message. This has been effective since 1 Oct 2009, and the expected date of return is 2061, as if this user were Arthur C Clarke's Space Odyssey series, and ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT
How not to jump on this bandwagon.
I'm back.
Well, for a few more weeks anyhow. SirMacManiaGUN—[15:31 5 Aug 2010]
Comments: Another rewrite, and not a bad one at that. Too bad I strayed from encyclopaedic tone. Nevertheless, in User:MrN9000's words: "Bang! 1 day. 12 votes. 400%. FA." 4.5/5.
Comments: I would say "I have died of dysentery", but I feel like explaining myself for the absence of an L in "Travelers" despite the fact that I use Correct English. 3.2/5.
Comments: If you read a TV Tropes article about Chekhov's gun during your hiatus, you must write an Uncyc article about it afterwards. Plus that last image just looks awesome. 4.2/5.
1944 Summer Olympics (a healthy dose of alternate timeline Doctor Who fiction, which I'm surprised hasn't gone to VFD yet -- are you listening, admins?)
John Hodgman (notably failing VFH at a health of 42%! I am the happiest possible Uncyclopedian ever. Well, I would be happier if it were featured, but I guess it's the next best thing.)
James Watt (which I guess I should convert into an UnScript, but I don't have the time)
