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|Motto: "MADE IN CHINA"|
|Anthem: "Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting"|
|Official languages||Mao Ze-Thong Speech, informally known as Zhongwen|
|Government||It's democracy, People's Republic, don't you see that in the name?!]]|
|Chairman||Meow Ze-THONG, Jackie Chan (de facto)|
|Officiar Cuisine||Fried rice, rice porridge, rice pudding, rice dumprings, rice cake, Jerry Rice, rice wine,Rice Krispies, egg rolls, rice balls, Condoleezza Rice (American Product), Tsing Tao, General Tso's Chicken, and all else that crawls, slithers, flies, jumps, hops, swims, wiggle, rolls over, walks and talks.|
|National Hero(es)||George W. Bush, Jet Lee, The Darai Rrama, Mao ZeTongue, Carl Marks, Bon Yi Cheng, Heng Che, Herro Kitty, AJ Thoms, John Lenin|
|Declaration||Definitly not of independence, only the Great Wall of China defends from You Mongorians, Stop Knocking down my WALL!!!!! See: South Park|
|Currency||Chinese Government-Owns- Everything-Even-Your-Money-So-Stuff-The-Money-In-The-Mattress-Even-If-You-Move-To-Another-Country-Because-You-Chinese-People-Dont-Trust-The-Banks|
|Religion||Blank Alternatively pagan|