User:Jocke Pirat/awards
Awards of Greatness
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Potatochopper of the Month October 2007 |
This user is the
June 2007
Playwright of the Month
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Featured Image: Hookheadedman.png This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia. |
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Featured Image: Damned Germans Shot My Beer.png This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia. |
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Featured Image: Jeffersonmoustache.jpg This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia. |
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Featured Article: EDSAC This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured Article: UnScripts:The O'Finnertys This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured Article: Time Cubicle This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured Article: The Muffin Man This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured Article: UnScripts:Heinous Dan This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured Article: Ron Paul This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
From Those Which Have Given Me Thanks
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UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies! |
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Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~ |
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Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram! |
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| Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt. |
 | I award you an award award! Insineratehymn awards you the award award for giving them an award! |
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Jocke Pirat I award this user a Gold Ninjastar because he lent a hand! Woo-hoo! –The Humbled Master
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Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices! The Humbled Master lowfully exalts you. Your approval rating has increased exponentially. In the name of Sidney Trammell, Henry Carver, and the Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, kneel and receive the meddling of the Master's humble eye-poke. Rejoice, and be glad! |
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User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you! |
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For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you:A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell. |
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Operastar For removing username links from TYATU, and staarting that notice –High Gen. Grue
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You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death |
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High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook? |
| PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan". |
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
(That is, "Jim Groovester thanks you for voting for UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen and demands that you pay him, since he finds it most difficult conceiving of an honest man who refused to pay for a service rendered, especially when he, his pregnant wife, and his six children are starving in the slums abordering the River Thames.")
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CONGRATULATIONS! |
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Original Ninjastar For helping out with/judging the 5th edition of the PLS. –EMC
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Christmas '07
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Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
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Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
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HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas. |
| If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB |
It's that time of year again!
And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!
| Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's! |
| Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch |
| ~ Merry Xmas Jocke Pirat/awards! ~ |
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)