User:Grueeater

" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22

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RHODESIA

OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....

This user is a Nintendo fan.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This user is an adventurer.

This user is interested in Fossils. Some people call this a form of necrophilia.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!

This user is Canadian Feel free to leave (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

teen

This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

teen

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, this user knows that Major Tom is a junkie.

Computer Virus! Do not delete this template or a Virus will enter your computer

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

al-P

This fucker speaks the Ancient Language heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

al-P

ca-P

This fucker speaks Canadian heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ca-P

elv-P

This fucker speaks Elvish heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

elv-P

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

DIFF H

This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!

MS-P

This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.

MS-P

Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.

This user Hates pokemon.

This user has joined the Imperial Navy and has attained rank of Captain.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

RS

This user plays RunEscape . Laugh at Pray for them.

RS

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

This user supports the Kamikaze Lifestyle of Fooby the Kamikaze the Watermelon

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

Catgirls, Hentai and furries, Oh my! This page contains catgirls, hentai and/or furries and is not safe for human consumption. If caught reading this page, roll over and play dead.

*** u r dead ***

Wud u lik 2 restor save poz, or end ur quest sesion? (Type YA RLY, or NO WAI):

• restore
• quit

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.