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" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22




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OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....

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…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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Feel free to leave
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In Latin, they would be sinister.
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left hand path
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teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all...
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Musicalnote.gif This user is a sell out but they couldn't even do that right. Musicalnote.gif
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Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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al-P This f****r speaks the Ancient Language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. al-P
ca-P This f****r speaks Canadian heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ca-P
elv-P This f****r speaks Elvish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. elv-P
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities. MS-P

Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Ohnogun.jpg This user Hates pokemon. Ohnogun.jpg
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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
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40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds. 40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

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