User:Grueeater
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" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22
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HUMAN RIGHTS
OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....
This user is a Nintendo fan. |
NO |
This user doesn't care. |
This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia. |
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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left-hand path.
Thus, they would be considered
evil by the Catholic Church.
teen |
This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… |
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
Computer Virus!
Do not delete this template or a Virus will enter your computer |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
al P |
This fucker speaks the Ancient Language heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! |
DIFF H | This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone! |
MS P |
This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******. |
Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers! |
This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them. |
This user Hates pokemon. |
This user has joined the Imperial Navy and has attained rank of Captain. |
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
RS |
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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