User:Great pikmin fan/Total Drama Island

Due to the lag I'm getting for whatever reason, I'm editing this page one section at a time.

WARNING! OLD SHAME ALERT!

This article, like many of my pre-2011 works, is a complete and utter old shame. It is stupid, but I don't know if the page on EENE:TME is worse. It's probably not, but still, the EENE:TME page is pretty cringeworthy. And this one is even worse, blatantly riffing from the actual Total Drama Island article (Which was deleted anyway) just with wish fulfillment.

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Total Drama Island is the world's first ever reality show that is a cartoon (so it's pretty much not a reality show). The show is a lot like what a reality show would look like if Michael Bay hosted it. The show is packed with explosions, chaos, and overall... over the top violence. The show also features a lot of romance that usually winds up getting torn apart by the end of the show, hence the name "Total Drama." The show also shows scenes where the campers consume animal feces during food shortages, hence some versions of the show's "scenes that some viewers may find disturbing" rating. Despite the show's love for chaos, it has become extremely popular and will continue to bring even more chaos to T.V.'s everywhere.

History

Chris shows everyone a sneak preview of the show, by blowing up Owen.

It began with the channel Cartoon Network; they had been losing ratings due to the fact that nobody watched Chowder or Flapjack anymore. They were in a dilemma about what to do, especially since Nickelodeon was still going strong in with Spongebob. Finally after three weeks of banging their heads in the wall, drinking their thoughts away and looking at shows to rip off, they had an idea. They came up with the insane and very strange idea of making... a reality show. However, they decided to make it special and rather than get some kids or other people to do the show, they would do it... with animated teenagers. They would also plan who won, what would happen and what everybody said. In fact by the time they were done planning, there really wasn't any reality to the show.

Unfortunately once Cartoon Network started on the show, they didn't really know what to do. They had spent so much thinking energy just coming up with the show, they couldn't come up with anything that would actually happen in the show. So in their desperate attempt to save the show, they turned to the one place that all desperate studios turn to: Canada. They handed Canada the idea and left it all in their hands like the lazy bastards they were. The show was handed over to a canadian channel called Teletoon, who took a look at the show idea. Teletoon believed having a planned reality show was the greatest idea since the dawn of Atari, but they didn't want to spend too much money because they needed it for cheap merchandising on their programs. So Teletoon decided to use Adobe Flash instead of a highly advance animation program that they usually used. Teletoon designed all the characters and filled the show with explosions and intense action. When Cartoon Network saw the finished show, they rejected it as they felt it was too violent for their standards. Despite the rejection, Teletoon showed the series in Canada and it became an instant success. After seeing how successful it was, the people at Cartoon Network then came back and said they wanted the show on their station. Teletoon reluctantly agreed to the deal, as long as they got 90% of the profits.

Hosts

The people who are clearly violating every law of child abuse to amuse their sick selves.

Chris Mclean

AKA: Misanthropic Show Host- Chris is what Michael Bay would look like if he hosted a cartoon reality show. He is a very rich celebrity who hosts, writes and prepares the show (because nobody else will). Chris started Total Drama Island after he ran out of employees to torture for his own amusement. So he used his money to lure some innocent teen victims onto a deserted island where he made the rules. Chris is known by all the campers (and the world) as the world's biggest asshole as he talks like a skater while hosting the show (which annoys the hell out of everybody he meets) and devotes all his time to coming up with dangerous (and probably illegal) challenges.

He tests these challenges by using interns as guinea pigs. The standards are, if the intern survives, then the challenge needs some more work. If the intern dies or goes to the hospital, then the challenge is perfect. And if the intern dies a horrible fate, then the challenge worked better than Chris had planned. Chris is a unique reality show host who is different than all the rest, he lies to the campers and changes the rules when they least suspect it like a true royal asshole. Chris loves marshmallows and is skilled at using the world's deadliest weapon, a detailed contract with fine print. Chris really despises tax collectors who charge outrageously high prices for the equipment he uses for the show. As a result, he plans to get rid of tax collectors and (eventually) the campers in the show's sequel via nuclear missiles.

In order to complete this plan, Chris plans to lure the unsuspecting teenagers to a WMD production facility disguised as a movie studio in "Total Drama Action" (Chris calls it "Total Nuclear Warfare" off-screen due to the evil plan behind the show). He plans to have the campers participate in challenges such as "obliterate that anti-nuke proton beam cannon" or "get some sludge from the toxic waste dump" to help him build WMDs to carry-out his psychopathic wishes of destroying the Earth (because he doesn't like anyone filing lawsuits against his harsh tortures).

Chef Hatchet

AKA: The Thug- A Navy S.E.A.L who Chris hired to add even more pain and suffering to the camper's lives. Chef hates everyone at camp (especially Chris) and feels like he gets no respect. Chris makes his life miserable by making him wear the stupidest outfits he can find. Chef really wants to kill Chris and make himself happy, but he can't due to the fact that Chris tricked him into signing the dreaded contract so instead, he takes his rage out on himself.

Campers

The campers had a fatal accident in the first episode, so to save the show they had to be reincarnated into new bodies.

The young victims of Chris's madness who are all victims of his dreaded contracts. They were all lured to the island when Chris promised them an eight week vacation to a fancy island and a chance to win one hundred thousand dollars. Instead he lied and got them to come to a crappy island that he owned. Now they are trapped on this horrible island and all they can do is hold strong and win the money until the eight weeks are over. The campers are forced to go through various challenges/tortures that Chris has prepared to amuse himself. Each camper has a different personality and a nickname to go with it.

Chris says that the campers will vote each other off, but this is really just another torture that forces them to choose which friends are more important to them. In reality Chris kicks them off himself once he has has grown tired of tormenting them. After a camper is eliminated, Chris tortures him or her one last time by giving he or she the biggest humiliation of his or her life before they are put on the Boat of Losers. The camper is then sent to that fancy island that Chris had promised him or her at the beginning of the show, thus the place acts like a giant middle finger to those who are trying so hard to stay on the crappy island.

Bridgette

AKA: The SurferNarcoticHippie- Bridgette is the surfer chick and part time Hippie on the island. She is a vegetarian and a master of Yoga, she also loves to surf with dolphins . Bridgette has a strange love history with Ezekiel, and it's not a pretty one. Bridgette and Ezekiel both want to tell each other how they feel, but every time they try, Geoff usually winds up causing some type of physical damage to her. She now holds the world recored for the most bloody noses in a month. Eventually she gets into a relationship with Ezekiel (though he doesn't really know it due to having a crap load of girlfriends).

Courtney

AKA: The Liberal- The very bossy girl who loves to bitch about everything. When somebody breaks the rules, she bitches about that. When something happens and she doesn't like it, she bitches about that. And when she has nothing to bitch about, she bitches about that. Eventually she winds up with rule breaking Duncan, because not only is she a bitching liberal, she is also a HYPOCRITE!!!! She is running for student council president, but no one really wanted a president that would rather have her tits licked than go to student council meetings, she has proven time and time again that she will do anything to pleasure her vagina.

Tyler

AKA: The Wannabe- The lame Jock who sucks at everything, he actually got interested in joining the show after he heard about the intense challenges (not knowing what they really were). He has a tremendous fear of chickens, especially the cute and little ones. He gained this fear after a tragic accident of nearly getting his dick bit off by a homicidal, carnivorous chicken named Bill Gates.

Justin

AKA: The Distraction- The only character on the show that has real eyes. No body knows why he has eyes like this, but it is speculated by many that they are the eyes of Harrison Ford that allow Justin to take control of a female victim's mind once they are gazed upon. Justin is a muscular guy who is known for his special talent "Looking Hot". Every single female (and male) on the island is amazed with his looks and all of them show clear signs of wanting to go out with him. Justin responds by being absolutely silent and not saying anything. Justin is known all around for his his most famous quote, ".....". In the end, Justin winds up marrying the one person he loves more than anyone else... himself. Then he goes off on a honeymoon with himself and soon starts to have marriage issues with himself. He then quickly divorces himself. Then he makes up with himself and marries himself yet again. After remaining quiet through the entire season, he finally starts to talk in the finale and he actually turns out... to be almost as big an ass as Chris!

Beth

AKA: The Spitter- She was once a cute little girl until puberty kicked in. Then came the orthodontist and thus was born the very being that we have today. She has a bad habit of spitting when she talks due to her large braces messing up her mouth. She gets used by Heather early on, but eventually turns on her when she realizes just how evil she is (about five episodes after everyone else). She actually does pretty well in the game and even learns to stand up for herself. But then she took a leftover prop from the second Indiana Jones movie and winds up cursing the whole team, proving that you shouldn't mess with the magic of Hollywood. Beth is one of the few people who actually has a good reason for being in the competition. She wants to win the money to prove that anyone can be a winner if they try hard enough, but she loses.

DJ

DJ with his bunny. "Cuuuutte buunnnnyy.... Priittttyy buunny.... Tasteee bunneee..."

AKA: The Hugger - DJ is a California native living in Canada for completely unknown reasons. He has a big heart, is willing to help his friends and is very good with animals. In fact, he is suspiciously TOO good with animals... run little ones. He befriends a bunny and loves it very much, until it gets eaten by a snake which gets eaten by an eagle which gets eaten by a shark which gets sucked into a hurricane which dies down and drops the shark to the bottom of the sea which happens to have a major hole in it and the shark falls into the earth's core which melts the shark into steam which flows up to the earth's crust and then out into the universe which is soon smelled by God, while he isn't watching. DJ is one of the few campers who wants the money for a good cause. He wants to use the money so his mom can move back to Los Angelos(how sweet). Chris however eliminates him because of a simple fear that DJ shows when looking at Heather's face (hmm?).

Gwen

AKA: The Vampire- The goth girl of the camp who wears a lot of black and dyed her hair blue to make herself feel like an ocean. She is often mistaken by many as being a vampire (she's even been chased away by her neighborhood church), but in reality she is not a vampire, she's just an emo in training. She has a huge crush on Trent (even though in her previous incarnation she hated him with all her heart) and she is sought after by fellow camper Cody (whose bones she breaks at least once a day). She is really close enemies with Heather and Chris after they said that her clothes were really out of date. She has an incredible love for coffee and will even kill somebody for a cup.

She has a lot of fun at camp until she falls into Heather's trap and sees Heather kissing Trent. Gwen is heartbroken by the event and blames it all on the dock, she then runs to the dock and beats it with her fists while screaming in rage. She and LeShawna then take revenge on Heather by having all the other campers vote off Trent. Trent however tells her what really happened, Gwen believes him and waves good bye to him while shedding tears. She sees Trent again during the finale, but she forgets about what he said and starts to mistrust him. She nearly wins the show, but since Chris hates her he gives the money to Owen. After she loses, Trent attempts to kidnap her, but she manages to escape by administering a boot to the head.

Eva

AKA: The Troll- Not really a camper, more like the scary ogre that crawled out of Hitler's stomach. She never smiles or laughs or does anything friendly with the other campers because she is a ticking bomb of rage that could go off at anytime. The only thing that can possibly calm Eva is the sound of her Mp3 player, which if taken away could mean death for the other campers. She is actually very bad at controlling her temper, she has even killed a large number of Chris's interns simply because they were nearby (she crucified a producer when he asked her if she wanted a donut and raped your mom when she gave her candy). It was because of this that she was kicked off the show. However, she was given the incredibly rare second chance to win the show, only to be kicked off again within half an hour.

Izzy

Hawt.

AKA: The girl everybody wants- The hottest girl on the show.

Harold

“Where's that impostor? When I find him, I'm gonna kick his ass so hard, he won't know which way is up!”

~ Napoleon Dynamite on Harold

AKA: The Guy- This guy thinks everyone at camp is an idiot. Harold is the main protagonist of the show, but because everyone likes to bully him with harsh (and possibly gay) pranks it's hard to tell. Harold only wants to have fun at camp, but he is forced to instead repeat his life in middle school due to Duncan always bullying him. Harold pretty much has the hardest time at camp than anyone, so he is very happy when Chris finally take mercy on his poor soul and eliminates him. His happiness however ended when Chris signed both him and Duncan up for a second season.

Cody

AKA: The Tech-Tech-Dude - The tech genius who is the first human being to ever create a real working Lightsaber, he spends most of his time in his room building advance technology (this means weapons). He says that he makes these weapons so that he can one day get his revenge against all who picked on him. He also has a huge crush on Gwen because he finds vampires to be hot. In the end, he sets her up with Trent and says he's happy she chose someone hunker and better than him who makes her happy.

However, it turns out that he didn't actually want her to hook up with Trent, this was only part one of a master plan he cooked up to get Gwen and one of her bras (and show it off to everyone at school). The second part of the plan was for Gwen to find out that Trent is a jerk and then in her time of depression he would come to help her and thus hook up. Unfortunately for him, things didn't go as planned and Gwen turned out to really like Trent. Instead, Cody winds up attracting Beth (much to his dismay). Cody finally expresses his love for Gwen in the finale by sitting on the bench and doing absolutely nothing to help her while Trent is out there putting everything he's got in for her.

For some reason, Cody has most of the fangirls. Despite the fact that he pees his pants, fails at being cool, looks at girls in inappropriate ways, gets kissed on the ear by Noah, and is a cartoon, a lot of the female fans are obsessed with him.

Duncan

AKA: The Delinquent- Duncan is a loser who is attempting to be called "the most awesome camper ever", failing horribly. Duncan sucks and will suck forever in the Total Drama series. He even dies all the time, in the lamest ways, such as getting cruched by a small rock, getting hit by a parked car, or cursing himself - mabey forever - by messing with Ezekiel after the show. He should just be taken off of Total Drama for good, damn it.

Heather

Despite the rumors, she is mostly harmless.

Lindsay

AKA: The Dupe - Second hottest character on the show, behind only Izzy.

Ezekiel

Ezekiel can be found with this image in his pocket, yet he says to never talk about it. The censor bar was added: you do not want to know what the original image is.

AKA: The God of Teletoon and Cartoon network- A dude that embodies his third favorite word: Awesome. He is pretty much what God is in this series.

LeShawna

Owen and the chicken about to engage in combat.

AKA: The Soundwave- The camper with the biggest mouth and one of the few campers who actually looks normal. She spends a majority of the series complaining and complaining (fortunately it's usually at Heather). Also happens to be the ghettoist ghetto who ever ghettoed a ghetto in ghettoville. She is one of the few campers who wants to use the money for a good cause. She wants to win the money so that she can help kids on the street find good homes and food (and by good homes and food, she means Ronald McDonald obesity charity houses and 100% fake McDonald's McFood, the only thing she ever eats, obviously). However Chris eliminates her in the end (McCrap).

Owen

AKA: The Blob- The huge, bisexual camper who loves everyone (EVERYONE). He loves Canada, but not as much as he loves food. He is pretty much the only camper immune to whatever type of bacteria is in Chef's food. Despite getting along well with many people, Owen does get into some fights. These fights usually involve a giant mutant chicken who hates Canada. He wants to win the money simply so that he can blow it all on a huge party. He is sadly, the first one killed and stays dead untill the final chalange.

Geoff

AKA: The Playboy- The party nut who thinks that life is far too short and that you must throw a major party every single night (never once considering the bills). Geoff has been kicked out of every single house that he has every lived in because his neighbors can't stand his loud and wild parties. Due to the fact that he has throws at least one party a night, Geoff's entire body is filled with drugs, alcohol, lung cancer and STD's. These have all taken a toll on Geoff's brain, causing him to think that he is a cowboy and wear pink shirts with his ribs exposed.

His thinking is also clouded because his signature cowboy hat is so tight that it blocks a large amount of veins that give his brain it's ability to think straight. Everyone keeps advising Geoff to take off the hat for at least ten minutes, but Geoff always says "You never remove a man's soul."

Geoff has a major crush on fellow camper Bridgette and tries to show off it to her, usually in stupid and disastrous ways. He first attempted to impress her by giving her a heart shaped mirror with a corny note written in smeared lipstick. Bridgette however interpreted it as a blood written note from a psycho who was coming to kidnap her and developed a major fear of being left alone in the woods. Geoff's last attempt was to eat all 900 tacos, yet he exploded and never tried to get with her ever again (after he was revived), fousing on Trent instead.

The Unimportant Campers Nobody Cares About

Noah AKA: The Snot- A Know-It-All camper who is so snotty that we will not complete this note.

Katie and Sadie AKA: The Dweebs- They share the same brain like they share the same article.

Trent AKA: The Gay Emo - Trust me, his personality in Awesome Ed-ventures is much better.

Campers that should not be in the show

• Duncan
• Gwen
• Duncan
• Owen
• Duncan
• The thousand foot cliff (looks way too much like a penis)
• Duncan
• The Orange Guy
• Duncan
• Peggy Hill
• Duncan
• Peggy Hill
• Duncan
• Lindsay (Should just be a co-hostess used for fan service)
• Duncan
• That one dude in that one episode. You know that dude. Um... wasn't he green or purple or something?
• Duncan
• Ezekiel Sorry about that, crack is a hell of a drug. Ezekiel is awesome and should be in this game.
• Duncan
• Um... I forgot his name... Duncan or something like that?
• Duncan
• Duncan
• Did I say Duncan yet?
• Bart Simpson
• Duncan

Other Characters

Interns-The Interns that take the punching bag role of the show. Chris sacrifices a majority of them in order to test his tortures. A few others mysteriously disappeared after spending a few minutes with Owen and some were killed by Eva's world famous "Eva Smash."

Animals- Hang around in the show a lot, usually don't do much.

Chris's Production Crew- Are in every single episode, but you never see them.

Psycho Killer- Holy crap, there really is a psycho killer after everyone. He later escapes within an inch of his life after he had a brief meeting with Izzy, only to die when he meets Ezekiel.

Notable Rejected Campers

Bart Simpson

Was rejected because of his audition; reading out his book "How to: Fuck a ████ ███ █ █ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██ and use the Results to Cure AIDS". Aside from that, he's pretty awesome.

Alejandro

A lame-ass Justin clone. As super smash brothers can tell you, clones suck!

This Guy

Rejected for obvious reasons.

That Guy

See above.

"Darkblade"

A guy that says he has a dark past and incredible powers. He was rejected because he said something crazy and impossible: that he can take on Ezekiel in a fight and win easly. Despite seeming like a pretty cool guy, he was killed by an unknown force by saying he was better than Ezekiel.

The Eds

Ed, Edd n' Eddy where all selected to compete on the show, yet two of them where unexpecidly in a triple elimination (Ed, Eddy, and Duncan) while Edd vanished due to unknown reasons. Edd was later found bottomless near Ezekiel, neither of which elaborated about what happend. This was the time Ezekiel was found with that picture, showing the Edd isn't male, female, both, or neither, but [YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW!] When ever Edd is asked about the picture, he goes on a rabbid killing spree and says that he "will" kill Ezekiel. LOL, idiot. Ezekiel can't die. The episode was cut and everyone tried to hire Duncan back on the show, but he died due to trying to follow Bart's book (stupid fucking sex addict had AIDS).

This is, like, really freaking important, because this is when the crew created the reviving machine.

Plot

Total Drama island has the same plot as other reality shows, It simply revolves around the host Chris Mclean who (in an attempt to amuse himself) has spent so much money to put together a T.V. show that will put (mostly) innocent teenagers in a hospital (or worse) with a slight possibility of survival. The game of the show features teenage campers who have been pulled out of Canada desperately trying to survive a large number of dangerous and pointless challenges/tortures in order to win $1,000,000, proving that man would really choose money over humanity.

Most of the campers have no intention to use the money to make the world a better place or to feed hungry children, they will simply spend it on junk and all the other stuff that teens like. Along the way, there is some love and romance amongst the campers, but it is really only intended to be trashed by the end of the show. The game is not about who really deserves the money the most, but who will spend it in the least stupid way. Campers compete in deadly challenges (which can really kill them) for invincibility of being eliminated from the game (which will only last one single night).

Challenges/Tortures

1. Jump into shark infested waters without getting eaten- Campers are supposed to jump into shark infested water and swim really fast to the dock before they get eaten. The first one to make it wins the challenge, the last person to make it gets to do it again. If a camper gets eaten, their parents may not sue do to their contract.

Winner: Duncan (his appearance scared the sharks away)

Loser: Owen (the sharks had to eat something, and he had a crap load of meat)

2. Try to act gayer than the Akastki- Campers must act gayer than the gayest band of evil people.

Winner: Duncan (Obvious reasons)

Loser: Ezekiel (It's hard to look gay when you have a crap load of girlfriends)

3. Play a simple Dodgeball Game- Simply that.

Winner: no one (they all suck at sports)

Loser: everyone (they all suck at sports)

4. Renew the show- Because no one will talk to Chris, campers will have to sneak into the studio and convince the channel to renew the show.

Winner: Heather (she can be very persuasive)

Loser: Beth (she cannot be very persuasive)

5. Sacrifice the most unpopular camper on an alter- Chris's latest and sickest plan to toy with ones mind. Campers will have to pick a camper and sacrifice him on an alter to the gods. The camper that will be sacrificed must sign a new contract to have this action covered.

Winner: Ezekiel (Too many friends and too cool to sacrifise)

Loser: Duncan (obvious reasons)

6. Put on a talent show that doesn't suck- Campers will have to perform a talent show on a stage that is rigged with explosive mines. If their act doesn't suck they will be allowed to walk off peacefully. If their act does suck, Chris will activate the mines and blow them off stage. Whether they survive or not is their problem. Duncan is revived.

Winner: Ezekiel (duh)

Losers: Duncan (His act sucked), Trent (his gay little song lead to his death)

7. Watch A Modern Episode of The Simpsons -- Self-explanitory.

Winners: Owen and another guy (Don't understand good humor)

Loser: Cody (He does, on the other hand)

8. Dance with a monkey- Dance with a highly untrained, feral monkey.

Winner: Izzy (she thinks like a monkey)

Loser: everyone who doesn't think like a monkey

10. Sleep- So campers can't figure out Chris's next evil scheme.

Winner: Chris (it worked like a charm)

Loser: Everyone else (they didn't suspect a thing)

11. Pass Obama's health care plan- Simply that

Winner: No one because the damn congressmen are assholes.

Loser: No one because we keep one of the worst health care systems on Earth.

12. Survive a day with the most unpopular mascots- Campers must survive a happy fun filled day with all those rejected Olympic mascots that were left on a lost island

Winner: No one (they all ran from the homicidally rejected mascots)

Loser: Chris (he wanted some of the mascots to kill some of the campers so they couldn't win)

Harold during the "conquer a european nation" challenge.

13. Conquer a small European nation- Europe doesn't approve of Chris's actions, so he is now officially mad at them. The campers must build up large armies and invade and conquer a small european country that no one cares about. Whoever sets up the most oppressive dictatorship wins.

Winners: Heather and Ezekiel (It was what they where born to do)

Loser: DJ (He was too sweet and nice to boss anyone around)

14. Win a fight with a United States Marine- Chris is just that evil.

Winner: Ezekiel (cause he's awesome and badass)

Loser: Everyone else

15. Spend a day with Chef-along with his disgusting and probably dangerous food. Duncan is revived during this episode, and Ed (From Ed, Edd n' Eddy) is added.

Winner: Ed (had a blast with the food)

Loser: Duncan (accidently ate some mashed potatoes that had Deidara's explosive clay in it and it went off)

16. Watch 48 hours of "Out of Jimmy's Head" without killing yourself- Many of the campers said this was the worst of all the tortures. Campers are locked in a room filled with all kinds of weapons around them. Then they must watch forty eight straight hours of Cartoon Network's Made In Hell Show, Out of Jimmy's Head. The campers must get through all forty eight hours and resist the urge to kill themselves.

Winners: Ed, Katie, Saide, Izzy, Bridgette (Liked the show)

Loser: Courtney (thought about the show too hard and her head exploded)

17. Watch a slasher film and survive a night with Mike Myers- And for those campers who didn't like his movies... you'd better pray. Courtney is revived.

Winner: Ed (actually thought "The Love Guru" was a great film)

Loser: All the other campers who didn't like his films (no body was killed [except Lindsay], but their hospital bills went through the roof)

18. Pick who returns/is added/is revived- 'Cause Chris needs new victims!

Winner: Lindsay (everyone wanted her back because they thought she was hot)

Loser: Duncan (obvious reasons)

19. Attend a Star Trek convention- Chris wants to see if anyone can survive a five hour lecture on why Mr. Spock should be the captain over Kirk.

Winner: Harold (he was amongst his people)

Loser: Courtney (because she takes in too much stuff, her brain literally exploded, again)

20. Play a "Game": Guest-starring Jigsaw- In this episode, campers had to compete in "games" (as Jigsaw called them) designed by Jigsaw. Duncan was also re-incarnated for this episode.

Winner: Everyone but Noah

Loser: Noah (he was too busy complaining that he didn't get out of the sawblade trap in time; he was literally eliminated in this round; the campers rejoiced)

21. Come up with a challenge- Chris is too lazy to think of anything, so he'll let the campers come up with something gruesome.

Winner: Duncan (his idea was beyond painful)

Loser: Duncan (he had to test the challenge out, and it was so bad, that one mistake can leed to your death. Duncan made one mistake, and died)

22. Watch the Nightmare on Elm Street then spend the whole night trying to conjure Freddy Krueger- course nobody really stopped to think it was only a movie.

Winner: Chris (Chris left them and made them look like idiots)

Loser: Ed (ate mushrooms, got high, and thought he got killed by Freddy. He tought about it so hard that he did die)

23. Eat 900 tacos without getting diarrhea - Yeah, Chris is trying to mess up people's respiratory system now.

Winner: Geoff (he managed to hold it in just long enough)

Loser: Geoff (because he held it in too long, he will never poop again... EVER [unless he is revived]! And then he exploded)

24. Watch "Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Awesome Ed-ventures for 72 hours without killing yourself- the chalange is to see my own show - attempting to be really bad - without commiting suicide. Courtney is revived.

Winner: Courtney (she likes Awesome Ed-ventures, you know)

Loser: Gwen (suicided at [the now dead] Trent's portrail in the show [see: my wikipedia article])

25. Act like mentally retarded idiot- So Chris can laugh at someone's misfortunes like the true ass he is. Everyone (except for Owen) is back.

Winner: Ed (obviously)

Loser: Every human being on Earth (Ed out-retarded them all)

26. Survive camping with Owen- Chris sends the 22 (21 campers plus Ed) contestants to a cabin, and revive the first camper killed (Owen) and says that they are supposed to live with Owen for as long as they can.

Winner: Ed (He wins everything, you know)

Loser: Duncan (Ed, happy that he won, over-hugged him, killing him)

Sequel

The show was actually supposed to end after the first season. So when the big special aired, all the fans gathered around to see the finale. The special started with Owen throwing away all the money that he won in order to gain an even larger amount of money (thus making the entire season completely pointless). After that, all the fans enjoyed the special, until it happened. The special ended on the number one thing that T.V. audiences despise the most, a cliff hanger. Thus, it was revealed that another season would commends in order to conclude this cliff hanger. The new season will be known as Total Drama Action, a name that obviously says there will be a lot more chaos. The season will air sometime in the near future when you least suspect it.

Originally, there were going to be fifteen contestants competing in Total Drama Action: the fourteen contestants who were not simply cannon fodder in the first season, plus Justin, who randomly grew an actual personality. But then, it was realized that far too many people liked Courtney, even though she was supposed to be hated by the fans, so they changed their minds about putting Courtney in the show, and had her dump Duncan in the special episode, since all the fans only liked her because of their crush on Duncan, anyway. Unfortunatly when it aired the ratings for that show went into triple digits.

See Also

• Canada
• Greenland
• Drama
• Cartoon Network
• Attention Whore