User:DJ Irreverent/Template:Userpage

Application for Visit to DJ Irreverent's User Useless Page

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DON'T BREAK THE RULES (A WARNING)

- Personal -

Name _______________________

Gender - M / F -

(I want to know before I make uncomfortable sexual advances)

PIN Number _______________________

(It ain't free ya know.)

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- Reminder - If you take any medications, please bring them in so I can get totally wasted.

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- Preferences -

What would you like to eat? - Nothing / That dead spider from behind the vending machine / These fancy pink fairy cakes I baked up earlier today.

(Err... I may have eaten the cakes...)

Rock?

Paper __

Scissors __

(Ha! You got beaten by a user page, sucked in.)

I kind of... er.. how to say this.. slept with your mother...

So? Most of the suburb has. __

Daddy? __

No you didn't, you're still a 15 year old virgin at high school __

Which tedious in-joke would you prefer?

Euroipods

AAAAAAAAAAA __

Go eat shit fuckers __

How do you find this application?

Beats working __

No __

Strangely sexual __

NO!!!!!! __

Please sign this declaration:

I declare that I am a complete retard for visiting this dump, and take full responsibility for any diseases I contract from here... or Fag for that matter. I also do not mind if my internal organ/s are sold to a wealthy Chinese businessman as a prank.

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- Yay - Now we're through that Its time for the song requests.

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- The DJ's Tunes n' Shit -

• UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist - FEATURED - A duet with Moneke, hit No.1 :P - 20/0

• Uncyclopedia Health Service - FEATURED - From VFD to VFH, there's nothing wrong with this article's recovery (clearly it didn't visit itself) - 20/0

• UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old - FEATURED - The filasofical rambings of a 4 yeer owld!!1!11!eleventy1! - 18.5/0

• Charles III

• UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games - FEATURED - The Beijing Olympics Games Official Guide! Voted to main page in 2 days - 17/0

- The DJ's Choice (Funny Stuff by Other People) -

• UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic - by TheLedBalloon

• UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen - by Jim Groovester

• Jaws did WTC - by The Thinker and Bradaphraser

• Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? - by Cs1987

• Intelligent Design

• UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman - by Modusoperandi

• UnScripts:Grass in the Mist - by THE

• 4'33"

• EPIC FAIL! - by Fag

• AAA

• Goa Tse - by Mhaille

• Stephen Hawking ran over my cat - by Modusoperandi

• Red Light - by Cajek

• Alien vs Predator - by Electrified mocha chinchilla

• UnBooks:See Dick - by Prettiestpretty

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- Now - Guess What time it is?

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Yes its time for the overly pretentious things which make me look good!

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	Noob of the Moment January 2008

	UnBooks Author of the Month March 2008

Commander of the Order

Poet Lowrate

This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old

Cajek is my adopter :D, and what an adopter... er

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- Wanna see my toenail collection -

hey where are you going?

slam

oh.

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