User:DJ Irreverent/Template:Userpage
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Application for Visit to DJ Irreverent's User Useless Page
- Personal -
Name _______________________
Gender - M / F -
(I want to know before I make uncomfortable sexual advances)
PIN Number _______________________
(It ain't free ya know.)
- Reminder - If you take any medications, please bring them in so I can get totally wasted.
- Preferences -
What would you like to eat? - Nothing / That dead spider from behind the vending machine / These fancy pink fairy cakes I baked up earlier today.
(Err... I may have eaten the cakes...)
Rock?
Paper __
Scissors __(Ha! You got beaten by a user page, sucked in.)
I kind of... er.. how to say this.. slept with your mother...
So? Most of the suburb has. __
Daddy? __
No you didn't, you're still a 15 year old virgin at high school __Which tedious in-joke would you prefer?
Euroipods
AAAAAAAAAAA __
Go eat shit fuckers __How do you find this application?
Beats working __
No __
Strangely sexual __
NO!!!!!! __Please sign this declaration:
I declare that I am a complete retard for visiting this dump, and take full responsibility for any diseases I contract from here... or Fag for that matter. I also do not mind if my internal organ/s are sold to a wealthy Chinese businessman as a prank.
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- Yay - Now we're through that Its time for the song requests.
- The DJ's Tunes n' Shit -
- UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist - FEATURED - A duet with Moneke, hit No.1 :P - 20/0
- Uncyclopedia Health Service - FEATURED - From VFD to VFH, there's nothing wrong with this article's recovery (clearly it didn't visit itself) - 20/0
- UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old - FEATURED - The filasofical rambings of a 4 yeer owld!!1!11!eleventy1! - 18.5/0
- UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games - FEATURED - The Beijing Olympics Games Official Guide! Voted to main page in 2 days - 17/0
- The DJ's Choice (Funny Stuff by Other People) -
- Jaws did WTC - by The Thinker and Bradaphraser
- EPIC FAIL! - by Fag
- Now - Guess What time it is?
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Yes its time for the overly pretentious things which make me look good!
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Noob of the Moment January 2008 |
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UnBooks Author of the Month March 2008 |
 Commander of the Order |
Poet Lowrate
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- Wanna see my toenail collection -
hey where are you going?
slam
oh.