User:Crazyswordsman/old

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This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
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Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

“What a retard...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Crazyswordsman

“George Bush doesn't care about CSM.”

~ Kanye West on Crazyswordsman

Hey! I actually made a userpage that I plan to use constructively now. For my favorite kind of humor, see User:Crazyswordsman/Random Humor.

LET US NEVER FORGET.

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Stuff I made[edit | edit source]

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Goyim may not have enough chutzpah to understand Jewish wit. Kvetch about it all you want, but that won't help you understand it. Fill your kepellah with knowledge more suited for you.


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(With Mordillo)

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Member of the Order
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This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.
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GIVE ME SWORDS.

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realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

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Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!