User talk:Cassie/protection requests

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Someone making your article a splode? Rollback and Ban Patrol insufficient? Go ahead and nominate an article for protection here! NEW REQUESTS AT THE BOTTOM. Make sure to specify the length you want and the protection strength you want: for now, it can be semi-protection, extended-confirmed protection, or full protection for either page move, page creation, file upload, or page editing.

Protection request on User:PeriodSexFun2theReturn[edit source]

Indefinite full protection: Persistent disruptive editing. Notice/ban record userpage, lock to prevent vandalism. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:28, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

Not neccesary, not done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:51, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Israel[edit source]

Indefinite extended protection: don't see why this is fully protected Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:14, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

The servers don't seem to like me doing this at all, but done anyway. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:22, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on A story built zero words at a time[edit source]

Temporary full protection: will never exist... in 1000 years the meaning of the word "zero" will probably be something different so actually just protect it for 1000 years so my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren can edit it Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:30, 2 May 2024 (UTC)

  1. Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:19, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:HA[edit source]

Temporary extended protection: Some redlinks, I just need to fix them Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:50, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Sure. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:58, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:QVFDRules[edit source]

Temporary extended protection: some of the info here is a bit outdated, i just want to fix that Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:16, 10 April 2024 (UTC)

Uhhh, alright then. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:43, 10 April 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia Vandals[edit source]

Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. obvious vandal magnet is obvious Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:10, 20 March 2024 (UTC)

It’s not that persistent, but sure. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:14, 20 March 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Knuckles the Echidna[edit source]

Temporary extended protection: need to fix double redirect Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 20:01, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:48, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Metal Sonic[edit source]

Temporary extended protection: need to fix double redirect Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 20:01, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:48, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Sonnet the Hedgehog[edit source]

Temporary extended protection: need to fix double redirect Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 20:00, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:48, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Sonic the Preggo[edit source]

Temporary extended protection: need to fix double redirect Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 20:00, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:48, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

Protection request on Cleveland Browns[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: Content dispute/edit warring. Orange Tang 16:47, 27 December 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:44, 27 December 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Adopt-A-Noob[edit source]

Indefinite cascade protection: Content dispute/edit warring. Voxx os32 (talk) 15:29, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Didn't happen. Also no. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:31, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on User:Cassie/protection requests[edit source]

Indefinite full protection: Featured article. Voxx os32 (talk) 15:28, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Not featured, but sure. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:32, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on User:Yall[edit source]

Indefinite cascade protection: Blocked user Voxx os32 (talk) 15:27, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

That wouldn't work at all. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:33, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:Gerry-meandering Mississippi River declared unconstitutional by Supreme Court[edit source]

Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article. no reason for full protection, also trumpcyclopedia Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:10, 14 July 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Willy Wonka[edit source]

Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. Sigh... No matter what we do, some IP editor keeps making changes that can only be described as.. vandalism. It's not even that funny, IP editor is just being a troll. Orange Tang 07:36, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:12, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Redundant[edit source]

Indefinite extended protection: Featured article. No real reason for admin protection. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:21, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:06, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Why?:IPs can't edit the main page[edit source]

Unprotection: would be funnier if ips could edit it Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:39, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:45, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Main Page[edit source]

Indefinite cascade protection: Highly visible page. This was cascade protected before the deletion incident Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:35, 29 May 2023 (UTC)

Template:In the news was uneditable. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 11:26, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Planned Parenthood[edit source]

Temporary extended protection: sophia :p Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:56, 2 May 2023 (UTC)

I fixed the thing you probably wanted to fix. Does the page still need the extented protection or are we good? Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:01, 2 May 2023 (UTC)
Sorry for being late, it's good now Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:14, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Vladimir Putin[edit source]

Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article. full protection not needed Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:55, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:17, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on User talk:2607:FB90:5581:4784:3C7F:AAA4:4268:D862[edit source]

Indefinite full protection: User talk of blocked user. Idk, lol, have no reason why Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:36, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

No Not done. If you don’t have a reason to protect this page then what’s the point of putting up a protection request? Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:29, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:"COVID-23" said to spread throughout American airspace[edit source]

Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. IP user keeps blanking this page Orangutang94 (talk) 01:50, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:33, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Euroipods[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: sophia strikes again Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:53, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:34, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on This page does not exist[edit source]

Temporary full protection: Protect for 100 years, cuz roza Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 22:03, 11 March 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:10, 12 March 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Persikoismen[edit source]

Indefinite full protection: Persistent vandalism. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 21:46, 11 March 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:10, 12 March 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Nothing[edit source]

Temporary full protection: there is nothing Plscommitdie (talk) 18:25, 24 February 2023 (UTC)

No Not done It's highly unlikely that people will edit this specific page. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:11, 24 February 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on User talk:Willy on wheels/archive20212022[edit source]

Indefinite extended protection: talk page archive Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:07, 1 January 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:49, 1 January 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on User talk:Willy on...something[edit source]

Unprotection: Vandalized by some guy in 2006. Safe to say he's not coming back. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 02:54, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

There wasn’t really anything to keep on the page, so i just deleted it. Either way, the page is no longer protected. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:55, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:AutoWikiBrowser/CheckPage[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: High traffic page. change to extended so that random people can't screw it up but trusted users can still edit itMicrosoft for POTUS (talk) 23:45, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:15, 14 December 2022 (UTC)

Template:Tlu[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: High traffic page. this is still used on over 500 pages though, so needs protectionMicrosoft for POTUS (talk) 18:04, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Kind of overkill since it was already cascade-protected, but Yes check.svg Done. Also, putting these requests at the top of the page and that stuff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:20, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Template:Align[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: High traffic page. at least 500 pages link hereMicrosoft for POTUS (talk) 16:13, 1 December 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:20, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Template:Copyvio[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: Protection is way too high - does not need to be admin-only. Nobody is going to get an extended confirmed account just to vandalize a template that only shows up on image descriptions.Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:25, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:20, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Donate[edit source]

Indefinite full protection: Please remove 'cascading protection' - as that automatically protects everything else which links to this with the identical level of protection! Hoof Hearted • WikiIndex sysop / 'crat / staff • talk2HH 19:36, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:02, 5 December 2022 (UTC)

Protection request on Templating/L[edit source]

Unprotection: Totally unreasonable protection level from now banned evil user Zana Dark Hoof Hearted • WikiIndex sysop / 'crat / staff • talk2HH 17:08, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:03, 5 December 2022 (UTC)

Protection request on Did You Know[edit source]

Unprotection: Zero rationale for having sysop-level protection Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 15:44, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:00, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Tlu[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: Vile user Zana Dark behaved like Hitler in needlessly applying sysop level protection with zero justification Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 15:42, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Unprotected. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:00, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Shared IP edu[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: Vile and now banned obnoxious user Zana Dark effectively blocked other trusted users from making constructive edits Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 15:39, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Unprotected.

Protection request on Template:Featuredarticle[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: Zero justification to limit protection to only sysops. Trusted users also have valuable input in template editing! Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 15:37, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

No Not done. This would make the template be unable to be cascade-protected, which it definetly needs to be. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:00, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Tl[edit source]

Unprotection: Zero justification - it is merely a redirect Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 15:33, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:00, 30 November 2022 (UTC)
@BraGreMat: Please put more thought into these kind of things before unprotecting. {{Tl}} is used on over 500 pages. Check "what links here" on the sidebar when deciding on protection. I'm not submitting a new request for everything you unprotected, please just go re-read the things you unprotected and check again. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:05, 30 November 2022 (UTC)
This one´s cascade-protected anyway, so it doesn´t really matter. But i´ll go check the other ones. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:56, 30 November 2022 (UTC)
@POTUS - most of these page protections were done as Hitler-like rage by a frankly evil person who is now globally banned from Uncyclopedia. She refused to accept any kind of mutually constructive editing, and p!ssed many users here. Her prolific and over zealous inappropriate use of protection has caused many articles to become stale. She also enforced totally inappropriate CCS use on standard templates - which not only alienated established MediaWiki users (from many different external wiki sites), she removed standard MediaWiki markup wikitext from existing templates, and replaced every template she touched with chain upon chain of cascading CSS, template redirects upon template redirects (which again make it extremely difficult to follow appropriate breadcrumbs, multiple template redirects also increase load on server), and frankly utter detritus. And the most obvious affect she had was that she destroyed the 'parody' element between WP and Uncyclopedia.
I have not submitted my many requests for unprotection without appropriate thought or reason. And IF someone should subsequently vandalise any unprotected template or article - block the individual offender. There is no sense nor justification of protecting everything from the 'well-meaning masses' here on Uncyclopedia.
And your comment about {{Tl}} being "used on over 500 pages" is incorrect. It is simply a template redirect! Hoof Hearted • WikiIndex sysop / 'crat / staff • talk2HH 20:41, 30 November 2022 (UTC)
Zana was not Hitler-like. Stop comparing page protection to Hitler. {{Tl}} being a redirect has nothing to do with it. Yes, the code is a mess. We are talking about template protection. We are not talking about the code of the templates. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:07, 14 December 2022 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:A[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: Zero justification for total protection - especially from a vile and now banned user! Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 15:03, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Unprotected.

Protection request on Template:Cl[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: Absolutely zero justification to have full protection of this tem Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 14:56, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Can´t semi-protect it, so i just unprotected it instead. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:02, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

File:UnTunes2.png[edit source]

Indefinite full protection: High traffic page. used on the main pageMicrosoft for POTUS (talk) 17:03, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:55, 17 November 2022 (UTC)

File:Wiki - 2019 update.svg[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: High traffic page. heavily usedMicrosoft for POTUS (talk) 20:44, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:56, 17 November 2022 (UTC)

File:Evileye trans.png[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: High traffic page. used on many user talk pagesMicrosoft for POTUS (talk) 16:34, 17 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:56, 17 November 2022 (UTC)

Solar System[edit source]

No protection: was protected because svex vandalism but it was last vandalized around 2021 and svex has been gone for a surprisingly long time Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:37, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:51, 1 January 2023 (UTC)

Ed Sheeran[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: I debated myself whether I should semi-protect or extend-confirm this page, and I decided to use the latter since I feel that there could be a possibility that the page could be vandalized in a horrible way. Also there were a lot of things that happened to the subject of this page since it was featured, so I also wanted to add more things on his page, including the Minus/Subtract tracklist, which by the way, has 14 freaking songs.

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:10, 12 March 2023 (UTC)

Indefinite semi-protection for Ed Sheeran[edit source]

Yeah fuck it. I think I don't need full protection anymore. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:24, 17 May 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:19, 17 May 2023 (UTC)

User:Idioticamount10000[edit source]

Temporary semi-protection: Excessive vandalism.Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 03:52, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

  • Yes check.svg Done by BraGreMat MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:44, 3 August 2023 (UTC)

User:C780178[edit source]

User:C780178 (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

indefinitely semi-protection: vandalism. --\78/T 04:41, 2 August 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:46, 3 August 2023 (UTC)

User:Voxx os32/redwarnConfig.js[edit source]

Indefinite extended-confirmed protection: Archive-only page.Voxx os32 (talk) 15:19, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Please fully protect User:L10nM4st3r/sig.css: Commonly vandalized. Also protect User talk:L10nM4st3r: featured article. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:19, 13 September 2023 (UTC)

God Hates Fags[edit source]

Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:14, 12 September 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:30, 12 September 2023 (UTC)

Mithraism[edit source]

Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:14, 12 September 2023 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:38, 20 September 2023 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:RecentUnNews[edit source]

Just so I can update the recent news. Pasmorade (talk) 06:10, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

What do you want to add? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:09, 5 May 2024 (UTC)
The two newest UnNews articles: YouTube is dead and Washington D.C. stink-bombed by Jihads and Neo-Nazis
Well, the first one is currently ICU-ed, and we don't put news articles with maintenance tags on the main page for obvious reasons. The second one should be fine though. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:54, 5 May 2024 (UTC)
Yes check.svg Added. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:59, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

Truth About Scientology[edit source]

Sysop-protected several years ago. Please reduce it to just semi-protection. Pasmorade (talk) 15:46, 20 September 2024 (UTC)

@Pasmorade: why do you want that article semi-protected? I can see why they have it admin-protected, considering it's one of those articles that are funnier when they're short; and to add onto it would mean to kill the original joke. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:00, 20 September 2024 (UTC)
Honestly I’m with DaniPine on this one Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page 16:01, 20 September 2024 (UTC)
A, hey OPOSSUM; didn't expect you here... DaniPine3 (talk) 16:04, 20 September 2024 (UTC)
No Not done Per DaniPine Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:07, 20 September 2024 (UTC)
@Pasmorade: If you were thinking on adding onto that article, you could create a new one with that idea simply called "Scientology", as currently 'Scientology' redirects to a different article DaniPine3 (talk) 16:11, 20 September 2024 (UTC)
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