User:Bigbignuclearbomb/Mouthwashing
Mouthwashing is a 2024 "horror" game developed by Colgate and published by Listerine. Played from a first-person perspective, the game follows five spaceship crew-members as they crash into an asteroid and their dental hygiene gets worse as you play (especially Jimmy's, I mean Joseph Stalin if I do not want to get attacked by the fandom). The game uses a split, non-linear narrative (not even that impressive). The game received positive reception from video game critics for its plot about why you should pay child support, take responsibility and go to the dentist.
Who is Jimmy?
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Plot[edit | edit source]
During a cargo shipment trip, the My Little Pony Express freighter spaceship Tulpar is sabotaged by Jimmy Julius Caesar, the rapist who did not want to take responsibility, and crashes into an asteroid. He did this because he really did not want to pay child support. The eccentric crew: incompetent captain Curly, rapist co-pilot Jimmy James Hetfield, rape victim nurse Anya, recovered kitten-huffing addict (impossible) mechanic Swansea, and last-minute intern annoying Daisuke manage to survive survive, most of the ship's resources are made inaccessible by some cum looking airbag, which could implode and eject the cast into space like they're in Among Us. Crispy Curly, unable to speak or move after being burned alive just like in the Salem Witch Trials, is kept sedated via a dwindling supply of kittens. Jimmy Joseph Goebbels is now the de-facto captain as a result, and accuses Curly of causing the crash;.
When food and illegal drugs medical supplies become scarce, the crew decide to open their cargo, but discover that it consists solely of kitten-flavored Listerine. Swansea, a recovered kitten-huffer, decides to relapse from his year-long sobriety and consumes the mouthwash for its alcohol content (Do not try this at home, kids. I'm serious. Mouthwash is for being clean, not being blackout drunk.), his intoxication brings him back to the good old days. Jimmy Juicy Couture, who has been feeding Curly oxycodone as Anya, being a rape victim and not being able to, beats and force feeds Curly in a rage before going completely schizo and hallucinating killing him with an axe.
Four months after the crash, Anya locks herself in her office with malnourished Curly. After failing to convince Swansea to open the utility room, Jimmy Jehova's Witnesses and Daisuke serve him a spiked mocktail, using literal isopropyl. With Swansea rendered unconscious, Jimmy John F. Kennedy and Daisuke find out that Swansea was protecting the ship's only working cryopod, which Jimmy John Tardy believes he was saving for himself to go back on Earth. Jimmy Jump In the Fire by Metallica then coerces Daisuke to crawl through a damaged vent, just like in Among Us, into Anya's office. Daisuke makes it through, unlocking the door, but is severely injured in the process. With the rubbing alcohol gone, Jimmy Jeff the Killer uses the mouthwash as an antiseptic, because he already used the fucking isopropyl, but it infects Daisuke's wounds. Swansea, having come to care for Daisuke, euthanizes him with a fire axe like he's a kitten that likes pissing on the floor. Jimmy Jamaica the rapist goes into the medical room and encounters the corpse of his rape victim, poor old Anya, who has ended herself by overdosing on the remaining supply of Agent Orange-laced paracetamol. Jimmy Joan Jett finds the ship's emergency M-16 and is then attacked by Swan the big sea.
Flashbacks to the days before the crash reveal that the Tulpar crew were due to be fired following their delivery due to My Little Pony Express going out of business. At his birthday party, Curly, being a retard, breaks the news and reveals that he has been recommended for a better job, like the big selfish asshole he is. Later, Anya reveals to Curly that she is pregnant with Jimmy's Jeffrey Epstein's child as a result of unconsensual sexual penetration. Curly attempts to ease tensions with Jimmy juvenile erectile dysfunction, only for Anya to reveal her pregnancy to him behind Curly's back. Curly confronts Jimmy Jurassic Park and urges him to take responsibility for his rape, but Jimmy Jolly Rancher retorts that if word gets out about what happened to Anya, Curly will be held responsible (take responsibility) for it as well. Curly ultimately lets Jimmy Javascript go. The stress of his impending firement, his jealousy toward Curly, and the threat of being held accountable for Anya's rape ultimately drive Jimmy jugular vein to crash the spaceship to commit murder-suicide because he did not want to take responsibility, with Curly being fried like a chicken nugget while attempting to prevent it.
Jimmy Jerk-off session begins to hallucinate that the ship is a maze, finding himself in a graveyard where he is chased by Swansea. Jimmy Jassy-Kishinev offensive manages to get Swansea, who confesses that the years he spent addicted to kitten-huffing were the best of his life and implies that the cryopod was actually intended for Daisuke before condemning Jimmy for his selfishness and cowardice. Jimmy Jingle Bells shoots the mechanic with the M-16. His mental health becoming worse like a depressed emo teenager in 2008, Jimmy John Lennon holds a fake-ass birthday party with the crew's corpses, which he also rapes, so Anya won't feel alone.. He cuts off and consumes part of Curly's dick, then force-feeds the captain his own testicles in a surreal hallucination. After a series of visions where he is chased by a deformed version of a horse, Jimmy Jennifer Lopez finds himself confronted by the My Little Pony Express mascot Twilight Sparkle, who mocks him for his inability to take responsibility for his faults. Jimmy Jotaro Kujo concludes that he can redeem himself if he keeps Curly alive, and places him in the cryopod. He apologizes to Curly for everything before killing himself with the M-16. The game's credits roll as Curly is placed into a 20-year cryosleep.
I HOPE THIS HURTS
I HOPE THIS HURTS
I HOPE THIS HURTS
I HOPE THIS HURTS
Jimmy Japanese Empire[edit | edit source]
Jimmy Joan of Arc, the main character of the game, is collectively hated by this game's fandom (which mostly consists of 13 year olds), like they're some kind of communist hivemind (literally 1984). It is because this character is a rapist and kiddies can't handle that. It is extremely common to leave him out of fanart or give him nicknames such as Jacksonville or Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Oh, also he's sexually into horses.
This is a list that contains various nicknames for this character:
- Joseph Goebbels
- Joseph Stalin
- Juicy Couture
- Jumping rope
- Jimmy McGill
- Joule
- Jerking off
- Jan Mayen island
- Joan of Arc
- Julius Caesar
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