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Roger Federer (history, logs)

Article: Roger Federer

Score: 1 rubbish backhands

Nominated by: 15Mickey20
For: 5
  1. SNF. One of my older tennis articles, here in time for Wimbledon. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:17, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:58, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. I get it, though I don't usually watch tennis. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:03, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Jonas Oncyclopedia 19:23, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. for Who is this Andre Agassi fellow you speak of? Sounds French. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:41, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Woo! Wimbledon! And also: Woo! Murray! (Sorry, couldn't help myself.) Plus funny as well of course. Nameable mumble? 17:43, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Against: 4
  1. Against. It's not just because I'm American and I don't get it (ABN AMRO World Tennis???) It's also because I don't watch tennis. Plus, all of your god damn tennis articles start the same way, Mickey: "<insert name of obscure tennis player here> was the best tennis player ever>" Well written, but I just can't vote for this   Le Cejak <15:40 Jun 14, 2009>
  2. Against. Sorry Mickey - while this is a well-written as usual, and it's a good time for the article, what with the whole Grand Slam record thing, I think this is one of your weaker pieces. The concept doesn't seem that strong compared to your best articles, and you don't really play the hand you have that well - I don't get the sense of someone trying to hate him despite his niceness, or anything like that. It ends up feeling like it's not sure what it wants to be, a little wishy-washy. More of a Henman of an article, in that sense - pretty good, but never seems to make it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:27, Jun 15
  3. Against--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 16:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. per above. Mn-z 15:47, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Well written but lacks a necessary lemon twist for a VFH. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 17:16, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

  • I wouldn't expect anyone to have heard of the ABN AMRO World Tennis Tournament. I wouldn't expect anyone to have heard of Nikolay Davydenko either, as he has a very unemotive and dull personality: so much so that it would be a noteworthy occurrence for him to smile, even if it was at an obscure tournament with a wordy official title. And Cajek, there's no excuse for not knowing Federer. Next you'll tell me you've never heard of Andre Agassi. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:28, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

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