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Article: Bidet	Score: 10 clean anuses
Nominated by:	JFC 14:37. Jun 9
For: 10	For It's far from toilet, has many nice things to sniff, and has an overall feeling of quality which really makes me want to put my bottom next to it. JFC 14:37. Jun 9  For. Number two. Leverage (talk) 18:27, 9 June 2014 (UTC) Jesus Fucking Christ, there are some clean women out there? Aleister 18:37 9-6-14 Cheese muffins... do they exist? Maybe cheese muffins use bidets. Why are there muffins everywhere? When will they get exorcised? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:29, 10 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia  For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 09:51, 10 June 2014 (UTC)  For. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 10:43, 11 June 2014 (UTC)  For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:23, 21 June 2014 (UTC)  For. ShabiDOO 21:15, 21 June 2014 (UTC)  For. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:40, 29 June 2014 (UTC)  For. 12:06, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
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Comments	Comment. I have been watching the ladies bottom in the picture "Bidet4.gif" jiggle for the last 11 days, and I can guarantee you... Her bottom is very clean now. Obviously Bidets do work, and are highly recommended. JFC 11:50. Jun 20

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