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Article: Bidet

Score: 10 clean anuses

Nominated by: JFC 14:37. Jun 9
For: 10
  1. For It's far from toilet, has many nice things to sniff, and has an overall feeling of quality which really makes me want to put my bottom next to it. JFC 14:37. Jun 9
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Number two. Leverage (talk) 18:27, 9 June 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jesus Fucking Christ, there are some clean women out there? Aleister 18:37 9-6-14
  4. Cheese muffins... do they exist? Maybe cheese muffins use bidets. Why are there muffins everywhere? When will they get exorcised? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:29, 10 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 09:51, 10 June 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 10:43, 11 June 2014 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:23, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. ShabiDOO 21:15, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:40, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Skidwood.png 12:06, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
Against: 0

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Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I have been watching the ladies bottom in the picture "Bidet4.gif" jiggle for the last 11 days, and I can guarantee you... Her bottom is very clean now. Obviously Bidets do work, and are highly recommended. JFC 11:50. Jun 20

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