Uncyclopedia:VFH/A pizza a day keeps the doctor away

Article: A pizza a day keeps the doctor away	Score: -3 unemployed doctors
Nominated by:	President Barack Obama
For: 2.5	I wrote this and then someone reviewed it. Rahm likes it. So I'll try for a feature story. Thank you everyone for helping. President Barack Obama 13:21 March 16, 2011 (UTC) For. Funny, and just as unprovable as apples keeping the doctor away. 134.39.58.33 15:14, March 16, 2011 (UTC) A vote for President Barack Obama. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 16 March 2011
Against: 5.5	Against. An attempt at the surreal is always welcome but this doesn't work as a feature to me. It just seems random. I blame the topping and base. Sorry. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 15:16, March 16, 2011 (UTC) So the pizza bit is just a coincidence, is it? It's about garlic and doctors, mostly, and indeed, a lot seems quite random. Add to that formatting issues, a complete lack of voicing, and bits that just don't make sense, really doesn't seem ready. 1 2 3 4 ~ 20:44, 16 March 2011 Against. Not featurable in my opinion (talk) 22:30, March 16, 2011 (UTC) Against. This has some potential but its not quite there yet. 137.159.94.172 15:15, March 17, 2011 (UTC) Against. ~ 15:54, March 17, 2011 (UTC) Against. Needs some more work. ChiefjusticeXBox360** 15:58, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	People voted for the story. That feels nice. Like winning Iowa, or even that time I had a kid with Michelle. I don't know what Roman means about topping and base. Do you mean the garlic as a topping? President Barack Obama 16:41 March 16, 2011 (UTC) Well Mr President, considering the quality of your previous works The Audacity of Hope, the pressures of the job are scrambling your narratives. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 07:48, March 17, 2011 (UTC)