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April 1, 2026 • Issue #247 • Coming straight from YOUR talk page!

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Turb0-Sunrise caught socking

By Fish on skates

The former UnSignpost everythinger and Bostonian propaganda spreader Turb0-Sunrise was banned after evidence that he used sockpuppets. There are too many to list here, but the accounts were usually named after hockey coaches.

Zombiebaron comes back

By Fish on skates and Gergdown

Gamma noticing that Zombiebaron has returned

That's right, the former admin and very old user Zombiebaron came back after a nearly 3-year-long hiatus. Gammakid999 immediately spammed his talk page with what appears to be lengthy messages of gibberish. He was then banned for one month and 2/3rds of a second due to spamming on Zombiebaron's talk page. Very sad.

We're happy to get the Baron back, but I have just one warning to tell you: If you see him on a FurAffinity page... be on alert... maybe run depending on your opinions.

Gergdown found to be EVIL!!!!

By Gamnakid999

Gergdown was caught trying to do EVIL, like creating bad articles to clog up qvfd, and breaking into Shabidoo's home! That's right, something so EVIL, it was in real life! In addition to these horrible crimes, Gerg was convicted of leaving the light in the car on while driving.

Ask Turb0

• Femboy hooters or tomboy outback? — Squaw Dee
• why not both

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• how many people have you ever met that were called "sawtaamo"? — Alula
• 1,225

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• Have you played the indie super-niche platformer game Dadish yet? — AtomicAnon
• yes, i love playing it

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• Body Count? (in terms of murder not sex) — Gammakid999
• too many to list

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• Are you actually from Boston or are you from the suburbs surrounding Boston? — AtomicAnon
• Well, a North Shore suburb, but there's a train line right in.

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• body count? (in terms of murder and sex don't specify) — Deemox
• too few to list

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• smash or pass big moccasin Billy? — Deemox
• smash

From The Logs

• Alula blocked Turb0-Sunrise for an expiration time of infinite (sock puppetry)

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• 04:12 30 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Gergdown for an expiration time of 10 years (evil)

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• 19:17 30 March 2026 <insert name here> (talk | contributions | block) blocked 127.0.0.1 (talk) with an expiration time of infinite (hey mom look at me i blocked the entire wiki!)

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