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Happy Birthday Leapfroggers!

February 29: I'm Not Five Years Old Dylan Shut The Fuck Up Day

  • 1504 - Christopher Columbus predicts the Lunar Eclipse to scare natives into giving him shit, proving that astronomy should never be done by Italians.
  • 1940 - Hattie McDaniel becomes the first African American to win an Oscar for her role as "Mammy" in Gone With The Wind; mixed feelings ensue.
  • 1948 - Ken Foree, of Kenan & Kel fame, is born: world peace achieved for thirty minutes.
  • 2012 - The Japanese finish construction of the Tokyo Skytree, which is obviously just a giant broadcast tower and not, say, the dormant state of a sleeping mecha.
  • 2016 - People born on February 29th, 1932, finally celebrate their first legal drink: they then die of liver failure.
  • 2025 - People born today realize everyone they've ever fucked is on the registry. Sorry.
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