Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 21

February 21: Put Off Learning a Foreign Language Day

• 1848 - Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels publish The Communist Manifesto, 100 billion people instantly die.
• 1918 - The last Carolina Parakeet dies after calling the local constable a cracker. (Pictured)
• 1948 - Lazy people create NASCAR to have a sport where you can sit the whole time.
• 1952 - Winston Churchill wonders how he can get away with being such a flaming racist.
• 1965 - Malcom X is assassinated by the Nation of Islam, which is a real Nation of Islam sort of thing to do.
• 2017 - You uninstall the Duolingo app on your phone after you can't commit to 15 minutes of learning Spanish a day. Ay pobrecito.

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