Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 1

February 1: [Insert Holiday Here]

• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert event here]
• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert overdone joke about certain desiccated religious figurehead here]
• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert crude sexual innuendo here]
• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert event involving France and one of two French stereotypes here]
• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert appalling racist joke added by an anonymous contributor from 2007 here]
• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert bad pun here]
• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert what is either an obscure pop cultural reference or just some stupid random shit here]
• [Insert Year Here] - [Insert lame in-joke here]

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