Uncyclopedia:Active Admins

We are Admins. We are active. We know where you live. We know where your wife lives. We know your pet hamster. Intimately.

The following list of sysops tend to respond when asked to help. The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing a sex change operation as we speak.

• Banzaikitten (Sysop, Banging his own dad)
• Bizzeebeever (Sysop, Poor)
• DWIII (Sysop, Editing Since March 2005)
• FajitaTaylor (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Changed name so he could be up higher on this list)
• Kakun (Also communicates in Hebrew and Melmacian)
• Kippy (Sysop, Lone Tsar of Texas)
• Leverage (Sysop, unsure of how to pronounce Sysop)
• Lost Labyrinth (Sysop, Has bare money fam)
• Lyrithya (Sysop, Unpronounceable, About to break the site)
• PF4Eva (The Good Cop™)
• Roza (smells)
• Zombiebaron (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Zombiebaron)

If you are an admin and you are looking for something to do, check out this handy-dandy guide.