Uncyclopedia:Active Admins

We are Admins. We are active. We know where you live. We know where your wife lives. We know your pet hamster. Intimately.

The following list of sysops tend to respond when asked to help. The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing gender affirmation surgery as we speak. If there is something more general that you would like to bring to the admins' attention, you can do so at the Ministry of Love.

• CandidToaster (whole wheat)
• Cat the Colourful (Sysop, Incorporeal)
• EMC (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Extremely Mad Cunt)
• Kakun (Also communicates in Hebrew and Melmacian)
• Kev (Sysop, Bane of Spambots)
• Kippy (Sysop, Lone Tsar of Texas)
• Leverage (Sysop, unsure of how to pronounce Sysop)
• PF4Eva (The Penguin of Spambots)
• Y (sYsop)
• Zombiebaron (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Zombiebaron)

If you are an admin and you are looking for something to do, check out this handy-dandy guide.