Uncyclopedia:Active Admins

We are Admins. We are active. We know where you live. We know where your wife lives. We know your pet hamster. Intimately.

The following list of sysops tend to respond when asked to help. The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing gender affirmation surgery as we speak. If there is something more general that you would like to bring to the admins' attention, you can do so at the Ministry of Love.

• CandidToaster (whole wheat)
• Cat the Colourful (Sysop, Incorporeal)
• DWIII (Sysop, Editing Since March 2005)
• EMC (Bureaucrat)
• Kakun (Also communicates in Hebrew and Melmacian)
• Kev (Sysop, MC)
• Kippy (Sysop, Lone Tsar of Texas)
• Mhaille (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Pimp-Master with zero understanding of his place in the alphabet)
• Lost Labyrinth (Sysop, Has bare money fam)
• PF4Eva (The Good Cop™)
• Supergeeky1 (Sysop, Sexual deviant and professional cockwrangler)
• The Woodburninator (Sysop (Again), Moron)
• Y (sYsop)
• Zombiebaron (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Zombiebaron)

If you are an admin and you are looking for something to do, check out this handy-dandy guide.