Undictionary:sysop

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Sysop (plural Sysops)

1. The computer does things for them that it won't do for ordinary users. Sysops can do cool things like editing the Main Page. If sysops edit the Main Page in a naughty way they lose the cool sysop buttons on their computer screens. Users who do naughty thingies don’t often get to be sysops.
   Sysops also have power do things like blocking users who vandalize or do other naughty things. Having the power is cool and using the power is sometimes cool. Other times using blocking power is decidedly uncool. Just think. You’re a sysop. You see the mess that a vandal has made. Your blood pressure races. You open the dialogue box. Down comes the block. Then because you’re a sysop you’re responsible for cleaning up the mess. You’ve got to go back and get a vandalized page or a dozen vandalized pages back the way they should be. Also see Uncyclopedia:Administrators.