Talk:George S. Patton

I don't know, personally I think this article would be funnier if it were written in the speaking style of George Patton. You know: throw around words like "hell," "tough son of a bitch" or "Nazi bastard"; paraphrase some of Patton's ridiculous poetry; discuss his obsession with conquered cities; mention some of his crazy beliefs; you know stuff like that. For more examples, I recommend George C. Scott's 1970 biopic. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:35, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds like great ideas, all. Maybe even add something about a shameful mancrush on Rommel? I don't know much about the man, having never seen the film or fought his armored corps, but it sounds like you're well up to the task for a rewrite. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:43, July 7, 2012 (UTC)