Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 7

October 7: International Penis Appreciation Day

• 1512 - Cockfighting is invented by Goorg, a Turkish peasant in Asia Minor. Confusion reigns as roosters square off against genitalia.
• 1960 - Kennedy & Nixon debate the Cold War and penis length in the second of four scheduled debates.
• 1970 - Richard Nixon announces he has a penis and launches a new five-point peace proposal to end the Vietnam War.
• 2003 - California governor Gray Davis loses his penis and is replaced by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• 2007 - Actor Daniel Radcliffe, concerning a penis-enhancement e-mail, sues "that guy who keeps offering to make my penis larger" for sexual harassment; "that guy", who turns out to be Jesus, claims to have been trying to work on his miracle-performing skills.

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