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Contrary to popular belief, the "Peeing Calvin" bumper sticker was not created by Oscar Wilde.

October 27: National "Peeing Calvin" Bumper Sticker Day

  • 1875 - Oscar Wilde decided to avoid his normal routine and go to the barbers before attending his routine denouncement
  • 1956 - George Bush's first toenail grew in. Widely considered to be particularly unspectacular, this event is overlooked by hoards of Bush suporters who hold wild street parties, which begin with tea and quiet chatting and end in mass orgies.
  • 1959 - John F. Kennedy pees on Calvin.
  • 1998 - Mother of Pearl Sunday when several people attempted to create a zombie of Michael Jackson.
  • 2101 - Chuck Norris pees twice on Calvin. Then pees on Hobbes and Bill Watterson. Can you beat that John?
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