Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 7

January 7: Black Karl Marx Day

• 698 - King Arthur has a white wine with his cottage pie instead of a red, the round table become concerned.
• 1608 - The settlement of Jamestown, Virginia burns down after a careless farmer leaves the smoking tobacco too close to the firewood.
• 1954 - The first demonstration of computer speech is performed in Georgetown University by an IBM machine, it says: suck it nerds
• 1959 - The U.S. Government sends Fidel Castro fifteen crates of the finest American cigars, which only look like live sticks of dynamite.
• 1989 - In response to allegations of class reductionism, the Democratic Socialists of America release the new and improved Black Karl Marx, now 40% more intersectional. (Pictured)
• 2012 - Pope Francis excommunicates the Vatican's fancy Pope throne in favor of a lame white chair, the peasants cheer, but God cries.
• 2017 - Black Karl Marx calls one of his female colleagues honeybun, is temporarily taken out of commission.

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