Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 16

January 16: Anniversary of the Bowel Movement (Djibouti)

9 AD - Something happened to some guy somewhere out there in the world.
1264 - For the first time in human history, a man is born twice.
1920 - The League of Nations not sure what to do with that Hitler fellow, decides to just let it be, he'll fizzle out in a week.
1930 - Mickey Mouse loses his license to Steamboat Willie after being caught transporting eleven illegal immigrants up the Timeless River. Walt Disney distraught.
1942 - Odds are that Hitler (Pictured) did something morally objectionable on this date.
1987 - Something performed by guys with poofy hair and makeup on was the number one song in America.
1983 - The day white people started to like Martin Luther King Jr.

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