Forum:With all this talk about sockpuppetry...
...I would just like to say that if my IP appears to be the same as Dan's, then please don't think I'm a sockpuppet. You see, since I'm Dan's IRL friend, I was over visiting at his house and he showed me some of the articles on Uncyclopedia and I laughed so hard that I peed myself and he said that I should create an account here and so I did, immediately, while still at his house. So that's why I'm registered under the same IP as Dan. Please don't misunderstand this and think I'm a sock. Thank you for your cooperation. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-05-10T03:31
- Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 03:49, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
- Lies! Do you really expect us to believe that Dan has a friend? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
- Yes, people should not read so much into random coincidences such as remarkably similar editing done and votes cast by different users at the same IP address. On the other problem, a hose clamp can help, if you get the adjustment right. Spike sockpuppet (talk) 11:50, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
- What are you people on about...Cap'n Sock Monkey (talk) 12:27, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
- Not only do I not believe you are two different people, I also dont believe you were "reading articles on uncyclopedia". Its far more likely that you were visiting xxx sites while your parents were out of the house. The question is...why are you so eager to tell us all of this? ? ? --ShabiDOO 21:29, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
- What are you people on about...Cap'n Sock Monkey (talk) 12:27, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
- Yes, people should not read so much into random coincidences such as remarkably similar editing done and votes cast by different users at the same IP address. On the other problem, a hose clamp can help, if you get the adjustment right. Spike sockpuppet (talk) 11:50, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
- Lies! Do you really expect us to believe that Dan has a friend? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
@ShabiDOO: You should be nom'd for "Perv of the Month" next month just for that comment. Anyway, here's more striking proof that Kirb and I are two different people:
- Kirb is a die-hard MLP fan, while I hate that show with a passion.
- Kirb doesn't type in Times New Roman, while I do.
- Kirb isn't a musician like me.
- Kirb never dares show his face online, like I do.
- I always cover up my ****ing swearwords with asterisks; Kirb doesn't.
- Kirb doesn't even go to the same school as I.
Need I go on? ~Pleb 
the magic! 
00:24, 05/11/2012
- The only thing this proves is that you either have an extreme bi polar disorder, or more likely you have at least two split personalities...perhaps three or even four. Maybe five...quite likely ten. --ShabiDOO 00:45, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
- @ShabiDOO: Lies! Do you want more proof? Also, @Modusoperandi: You shouldn't be saying "Lies!" That's my line! ~Pleb
the magic! 
01:40, 05/11/2012
- @Dan: Calm down, Dan! I'm sure Shabidoo's just messing with you. But if he's not, then the fact that Modusoperandi said "Lies!" which is your line may lead Shabidoo to believe that I'm not only a sockpuppet of you, but you're also a sockpuppet of Modusoperandi! Oh no! It's a double agent! All the way! -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-05-11T01:58
- More lies! Next you'll try to take credit for my potato pancake recipe! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:36, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
- You make potato pancakes? Dangit, now you made me hungry. ~Pleb the magic! 03:43, 05/12/2012
- You make potato pancakes? Dangit, now you made me hungry. ~Pleb
- More lies! Next you'll try to take credit for my potato pancake recipe! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:36, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
- @Dan: Calm down, Dan! I'm sure Shabidoo's just messing with you. But if he's not, then the fact that Modusoperandi said "Lies!" which is your line may lead Shabidoo to believe that I'm not only a sockpuppet of you, but you're also a sockpuppet of Modusoperandi! Oh no! It's a double agent! All the way! -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-05-11T01:58
- No, I heard him say "Asperger's." --
23:17, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
- @ShabiDOO: Lies! Do you want more proof? Also, @Modusoperandi: You shouldn't be saying "Lies!" That's my line! ~Pleb
Why make a sockpuppet
When you can make tasty little meatpuppets instead! Unlike socks, meat happens to be edible AND delicious! --Scofield & Friends 07:18, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
- Mmm... meat. —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:52, 22 May 2012
- What kind of meat? I like bologna, beef, chicken, turkey, pork (including bacon), duck, lamb....just don't make meatballs for me, they contain bread crumbs, and I can't eat the bread unless its a special kind. (Meat, glorious meat...)-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:19, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
- There also exist meatballs without bread crumbs. That's the kind I eat. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:12, 23 May 2012
- I can see Socky lying on his couch, watching baseball, and eating balls of raw, unbreaded hamburger meat. Ya'know, the kind they give out at McDonald's. →
(Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) 16:05, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
- I can see Socky lying on his couch, watching baseball, and eating balls of raw, unbreaded hamburger meat. Ya'know, the kind they give out at McDonald's. →
- There also exist meatballs without bread crumbs. That's the kind I eat. : ) —Sir Socky
- What kind of meat? I like bologna, beef, chicken, turkey, pork (including bacon), duck, lamb....just don't make meatballs for me, they contain bread crumbs, and I can't eat the bread unless its a special kind. (Meat, glorious meat...)-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:19, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
