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I'm pretty sure that this reading level analysis thingy isn't for Uncyc userpages, but according to it the guy that wrote my userpage is a genius. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:45, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

It says mine is, too, and mine's barely over a paragraph long. It's also mildly angry. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:56, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I'd just like to point out that entering a link to a page that doesn't exist says the same thing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:00, Nov 12

Brevity is the soul of wit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I always understood that a lower reading level was better, as the higher it is, the more inaccessible the language is. Or something. A genius reading level would mean you'd have to be a genius to understand the words and grammar used on your userpage. A primary school reading level would mean it's understandable by almost everyone who can read. A genius reading level would be good if you're aiming to keep the riff-raff confused about who and what you are.

Incidentally, this topic's reading level is also genius, currently. Let's see what happens when more people contribute. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:01, 12 Nov 2007

That stupid test makes no fuckin' god damn sense...   Le Cejak • <-> 22:07, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Damn! This forum is still a genius!   Le Cejak • <-> 22:08, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Apparently, you have to be in high school to understand Euroipods.   Le Cejak • <-> 22:15, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Fisher Price: genius Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA!, the page for geniuses. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:22, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Yep, my userpage is genius too. How ironik is that? --THE 22:41, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I wrote a long message board post on my stance on abortion and I thought it was really good, so I put it in and got..."elementary school". T_T

My myspace is "College (undergrad)". And yet, the girl who's famous for being one of the biggest sluts in school is "College (post grad)".

So...you have to be IN college to understand MY profile, but that same student might not "get" Little Miss Drunk On The Weekend's oh-so-profound comments rehashing last night's "killer party"?Heck no techno

Not as ironic as Gradius also being genius. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 03:08, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Junior High School. Me is teh stoopids. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:19, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Ran a couple pages I wrote through it. Apparently, you have to be an undergrad to read Volcano, but a kid in elementary school could handle Heat death of the universe. I think that spang is right, lower level=better. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:03, Nov 13

(Btw, this forum is now at college undergrad.) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:03, Nov 13

Yeah, lower level MUST be better--Informality was high school and The Sex Changer got Elementary School. Bizarre. /me decides to fuck around with this forum's intelligence results a little: Thou! Catastrophe! Presbyterian! Gerund! Assonance! Onomatopoeia! --THE 01:10, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

I wrote a long essay about something for Language Arts, posted it on this ancient Geocities I abandoned years ago, and ran it through..."elementary school". T_T Heck no techno

I'm guessing that this, like the grammar analyser thing on Word, is based on things like words per sentence and suchlike, meaning that if I were to create a giant run-on sentence that lasted as long as possible, this would really help bump up the score of the page, because after all we don't want Uncyclopedia pages to be readable by any old riffraff or hoipolloi, and the best way to do this is either by making all pages genius level and/or possibly by something like, ooh, I don't know, maybe restricting new page privileges to people who can prove they've got a degree or something, which would definitely drive quality up, and not at all make everything crappy and stagnant. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:26, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Does adding this guy bring the score down?   Le Cejak • <-> 23:33, Nov 13

High School???!!?? So apparently I just made the page more readable. This sucks. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:28, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes! I have a genius-level page that isn't gibberish! Hoo-ha! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:05, Nov 13

My watchlist is a genius!   Le Cejak • <-> 23:29, Nov 13

This forum is now a high schooler. Damn teenagers.   Le Cejak • <-> 23:31, Nov 13

Eh... I'm pretty sure my userpage doesn't qualify for this test.... -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:21, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

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