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So, my school blocked Uncyclopedia on the computers, saying it was 'R-Rated'. I sent them this formal letter.

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Dear Administration,

I have found that you have blocked Uncyclopedia on your computers. I advise you to go eat shit fuckers and, immediately afterward, get some sick. I would also recommend reading Oscar Wilde's series of books and/or quotes. If you do not agree with me, may your head asplode. I thank you for reading my letter.

AAAAAA,

A concerned student RemTar 19:54, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

You'd think we had a database of porn or something --Mn-z 23:54, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

It's not porn. It's tasteful artwork. On that note, I need to study this artwork further. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 22:16 (UTC)

I   am   so   proud!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 00:43 (UTC)

Feature!

Score: 6 Uncyclopedia in-jokes

•  For. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 17:33, Thursday 30 September 2010 -
•  Let's cause another fiasco! I'm sure no-one will take it badly and leave...--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 18:55, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
•  I'm OK with this. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 01:29 Friday, October 1, 2010
• For.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Oct 2010 ~ 01:59 (UTC)
• Keep. Oh fo sho. DJ Mixerr 21:29, October 3, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
•  For, simply for the fact that it's pretty funny when you think about it... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:44, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Holy crap you're not serious are you?

You really want to feature this? You guys are better than I thought. RemTar 20:08, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Not Serious? At uncyclopedia, we're always serious. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 21:50, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

We here at Uncyclopedia don't have a sense of humor. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:38, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Very true indeed. Let's have it featured. DJ Mixerr 21:29, October 3, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

We once had a sense of humor... didn't we?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:14 (UTC)

What's a sense of humour? And once? when? And who are we? And what's that giant bird you're... what are you doing to that giant bird?! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:23 (UTC)

It's actually only a moderately-sized sparrow. You'd see this if you peeled your eyes away from those damned opera glasses once in a while. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:17, Thursday 14 October 2010 -

No! I like my opera glasses! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 01:33 (UTC)